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Apartment Renting for Expats. Oh, and Clothes Too.

Hello readers.

IT'S COLD!

So much for that lovely autumn weather I wanted to keep for another week before winter winds started blowin' in.(After writing this sentence, I felt like something was strange. When I went back to read it again I realized that it rhymes awkwardly. I like it! I'll keep it!).

Anyway, enough of the rhyming shenanigans for now. I'm serious, it's COLD. WHAT HAPPENED? I stuck a hand out my front door yesterday morning to test the air. It seemed chilly, but nothing too bad. I was pretty sure my light weight jacket and a scarf could handle it.

WRONG.

My hands were freezing in the cold air, and my legs were starting to shiver. The added discomfort of not wearing enough layers was the fact that my jeans were so big that they continually worked their way down and caused the butt and legs to sag like a family of 5 had just moved out.

Now, I'm not complaining that I've lost weight. No, I'm super excited about that! What I am complaining about is the fact that almost half the clothes I brought with me aren't fitting me properly now.

I LOVE clothes shopping, and I really want to go and buy new stuff to replace everything that's too big. But, there are a few problems.

Problem Numero Uno:

If I lose anymore weight, it'll be the same story, and I'll have wasted my money on more clothes that I can't wear. I'm still striving to lose a bit more, so I have to be careful.

Problem Numero Dos, ya'll:

It's costing so much extra money to move into a new apartment, that I have to be uber careful with what I spend until after payday (a week and a half. Not too bad).

THE DOWNLOW OF APARTMENT RENTING:

The following information could be rather helpful for those of you thinking about finding your own place in the ROK .

For the new teachers here in South Korea, I'm going to tell you it's not likely that you'll be able to afford to live anywhere other than where your school provides unless you've got quite a bit of money stashed in your savings account back home.

RENT:

A nice 1 bedroom apartment usually varies from 400,000-500,000₩ per month. Now, when I heard this I was ecstatic. That's cheaper than back home, and I don't even live in a big city, so I can't imagine what that price is compared to someplace else.

The ones I looked at were between 450,000-500,000₩ . This affords me a nice building, with a nice (CLEAN) apartment. There's plenty of storage space in the kitchen, and closet space elsewhere. If you're lucky you'll be able to find a 2 story apartment (a 1 bedroom with a loft area) for about 500,000₩.

These prices WILL be higher in Seoul and in the highly populated areas of Busan. If you live in a more suburb city in Busan, though, you'll probably be able to find pretty much the same.

If you decided to move out of your school provided housing your school should offer you a monthly stipend for rent. The standard in Seoul and Busan is usually 400,000₩ per month. The standard in smaller cities is usually 300,000₩ per month.

Don't get too excited, here comes your possible financial crisis.

Key Money/ Deposit Money

This is where it becomes difficult for a lot of foreigners to afford to live in an apartment on their own. The Key money, or the deposit money, required is usually much higher than what any new expat has in their savings account. The standard key money IN MY AREA (not in Seoul or Busan) is about 5,000,000₩. Yeah, it's not cheap.

Now, you get this deposit money back when your lease ends and you move out of the apartment, as long as there wasn't any kind of horrible damage done while you were living there. But, it's still kind of difficult to cough up that much before hand unless you've been saving.

If you and your S.O. are planning on moving in together it might be a little easier. Combining forces with a partner or a roommate is going to be your best bet in regards to affordability. However, if you're out to live on your own (like me), good luck!

I'm really lucky, honestly, that everything worked out. I feel 100% blessed about this entire situation. I hope that it'll be as easy for you if you make the decision to move into your own place.

And last, but not least,

REALTOR COMMISSION

Finding an apartment is a lot easier through a realestate agency. However, most of us don't speak enough Korean to handle speaking to a realtor. This is where having Korean friends helps. Or, if you trust your school enough, ask them to help you! I wouldn't recommend that though, because it's usually good to keep the relationship with your school as low-stress as possible.

If you use the assistance of a realtor to help you find your place, you have to pay their commission. In my area it's 9%. Double check with your realestate agent about the commission percentage before you make any commitment to one realtor or another.

The 9% commission is based off of the key-money. The commission price for an apartment with 5,000,000₩ key-money deposit is going to be about 450,000₩.

You have to pay the commission, key money, and first months rent up front. So, you're looking at about 6,000,000w upfront payment for renting a new apartment.

That's not cheap, ya'll. Not cheap at all.

That's why I commented earlier about new expats not being able to afford living separately from their school. If you're a new expat and you plan on staying in Korea for a few years, it would be a good idea to start saving for the apartment now.

Well, and look at it this way. That 5,000,000₩ key-deposit is really just 'forced-savings'. You get it back when you move out! And then look what you've got! You're 5,000,000 richer. :D

Har har har.

Anyway, if you're looking for your own place I wish you the best of luck!

Back to the Previous Topic of Clothes

I and two of my Korean co-workers went clothes browsing yesterday at a little shop at the bottom of our school building. We were drawn in originally by the 5,900₩ long sleeve shirts out front. They were really cutsie (can't wear them to work), but it grabbed our interest so we went in.

It was so fun shopping with them! After looking around and being all girly, we each managed to find an article that we really really liked.

Teacher K found a lovely sweater dress just bursting with color. It matches her personality well. She's a very warm and friendly person and she absolutely ADORES those kids at school. When I mentioned that they'd want to hug her even more now because of the softness of the sweater she gave a happy squeal.

Teacher S found some cute black dress-shorts. You know the kind. They're made out of dress-pants material but are shorts. Really short ones. But they looked so cute on her! I was so shocked to see her legs! They were PERFECTLY TAN.I thought she was wearing pantyhose at first, but then noticed that she was wearing sheer ankle socks instead. When I gasped and mentioned how perfect her tan looked she smiled really big. She's naturally that color! I can't lie, I was kind of jealous! haha

And finally, after much rummaging (I liked about 80% of the clothes in this store, but I needed something practical that I could wear both outside of work and at work), I discovered the skirt wrack. I rifled through and pulled out one after the other. All of us had a good laugh about the majority of them (the floral prints were just... ugh!). My hand landed on a grey flannel skirt that I originally thought wouldn't look cute at all.

When I pulled it off the wrack, it swished to life! It was LOVELY! After much coaxing from K and S to buy it, I decided that I'd actually consider it. But, I put it back for the time being. We had to get back to school!

K decided to wait on the sweater as well, so for the rest of the day we were telling each other "You should buy it! You should buy it! I'll by the skirt if you'll buy the sweater! I'll buy the sweater if you buy the skirt!" and so on.

Finally, when it was time to go, I looked at K and grinned and she said "Let's go!".

We went back to the store and purchased our items, and left feeling giddy and satisfied with ourselves.

I wanted to put up a picture, but I didn't have time. Hopefully an update later with some pictures added? Maybe.

Possibly.

It was nice making a clothing purchase for myself. It will be one of the last 'frilly' items I can buy for a month or so until my finances get settled with the apartment/school. Then, all will be well, my period of transition will be winding down and I'll be ready to get back to living a full life (- financial worries, please!).

Everyone have a great Wednesday!

Until next time,

~A.










Changdeok Palace: Day and Night

It was December 2008 when YouTube introduced the online community to widescreen and HD videos. While I had a miniDV camera at the time that shot HD, I really didn't use either of those functions. I thought to myself, "Why? No one can see it?" That all changed once YouTube went to HD. For the most part, since then I've been shooting most of my videos in HD or widescreen.

To test out these new enhancements to the Tube, I ventured out to Chandeok palace. It was the second of the Grand Palaces of Seoul I visited and also where I started changing my travel videos. While the body of the video reflects my old style, this video introduces the pre-roll and changes to narration.






When Jo arrived in 2009, Changdeok was on the list to go see, since the rear garden is magnificent. But somehow, we never got around to it. This all changed over the weekend.

Jo got word of the Moonlight Tour of Changdeok Palace. Since we had just purchased her Canon 60D, we thought it would be a great place to test out the night settings on her camera. We signed up and were all set to go. Even though there was a problem with actually sending money into the organizers, we got our confirmation and were sitting pretty. For about a week.

Jo got a message that our spots were eliminated because we hadn't paid. Luckily, she's a fighter and went to hell and back fighting for our spots. After what was probably hours of being bounced back and forth, she had new confirmations that we were, in fact, on the approved guest list.

Jo and I spent the entire day at Changdeok, walking the grounds by day, setting out for some Fried Chicken for dinner, and then returning for the two-hour tour. It was well worth it.

For the video experience, I elected to showcase images from both our cameras. Unfortunately, I was very lame and forgot tripods that day. I also chose a piece from Sonic Fire that I thought was pretty cool. The daytime segment features Introspective at normal speed with full instrumentation. The nighttime section also features the same tune, but slowed 20% and removing everything but lead guitars, bass, and drums.

The whole process was fun to put together and took two days. I hope you like this little outing. More adventures are coming! Stay tuned!


A Random Succession of Times (Video)

I’m determined to post about stuff I’m not fit to comment upon. I’ll beg ignorance about what Lee Smolin is talking about – because of audio problems I don’t know of whom he’s talking – but this hypothesis that time is an emergent property of the universe that is composed of a statistical assortment of moments is very compelling to me. Can anyone decipher the name of the author Smolin identifies as a proponent of this notion?



Filed under: Academia, bhtv, Science Tagged: lee smolin, robert wright, time

Question from a reader: reliable recruiters?

UPDATED and ADDED 27 October 2010: Recruiters mentioned in the comments have been added to the list - readers, do your own due diligence, but having multiple, unsolicited, unpaid, positive recommendations from fellow expats is about as good as you can get.

A reader writes in:

Dear Chris,

First, an obligatory thank you for your blog. I've enjoyed reading it
for about a year or so.

I'd like to teach in Korea (I got a 36 on your "Should You Teach in
Korea
" quiz!), but like so many others, I've heard a few horror stories
that make me nervous. I found your post on hagwon blacklists, and I know
you said you can't suggest any specific hagwons because there are so
many, but can you suggest any recruiters? I saw your post on what to
look for in a recruiter as well, but I was just wondering if you could
make my search a little easier.

Thank you for your time!

Sincerely,
[C.C]

C.C.,

A 36 puts you in the right bracket, definitely :) I've written about recruiters, reliable hagwons, and how recruiters are a necessary evil, which might lead the uninformed to think they're a slimy bunch of people. Having worked with several (and heard about many others), I'm relieved to tell you that they're not all bad. Some can be a bit shady, while others just have a hard time staying on top of things or seeing things from the teachers' perspective. That they're paid by the schools is a conflict of interest; the result is a process that causes more headaches than it should.

There are a number of ideals for a good recruiter.

A good recruiter should:

  • have a phone number, a website, and a street address. Contacting them should be the least of your worries.
  • have success stories / references from teachers they've helped on their website
  • advertise their jobs, or give enough information to tell you they actually have jobs available. Simply telling you to 'register' with their website tells you nothing about what jobs they may have for you.
  • screen applicants and be honest about your job prospects from the start
  • listen to and work with your preferences within reason.
  • be open about the recruiting process, and the steps both you and the recruiter need to take.
  • be friendly, but professional. There is definitely a balance here.
  • sound organized when you talk to them. It's unfair to expect them to memorize your entire file, but it is fair to know what stage of the recruiting process you're at.
A good recruiter SHOULD NOT:
  • ask you for money during the recruitment process. They make their money when you're placed at a school, just like a realtor makes their money when they sell a property. The school pays their recruiting fees, not you.
  • ask you for your original diploma or other documents until / unless a firm job offer has been made.
  • delay the process without good reason. "I'm waiting to hear back from the school" is acceptable within reason; "my staff hasn't finished filing their nails yet" is definitely not acceptable. If you get the former and it's been more than a few business days, move on.
As I've said with hagwons, I'm hesitant to name specific recruiters as that might appear to create an endorsement. I value my reputation as an independent / unbiased writer (e.g. I don't list stuff on my monthly calendar because someone paid me; I don't write glowing reviews of a place because of payment, etc.).

With that said, I've personally heard multiple, unsolicited, unpaid, positive responses of the following:

KorVia (one of several recruiters for GEPIK)
Footprints (supposedly provides lots of information)
Say Kimchi! Recruiting (has a native English staff and experienced English teachers)
ESL-planet (see the comments of this post for a couple reviews)

(Note that there are several other recruiters that are positively mentioned in the comments, but haven't received a second yet - if you've used them, shoutout!)

Again, these are not endorsements. I have not used them personally, and would not want to endorse something I haven't used. See this previous post for some more possibilities.

It should also be mentioned (HT to Steve, AKA the QiRanger on Youtube) that jobs are found in any number of ways - my current job was found through social networking, and plenty of your friends know there's an opening at their school coming up long before an ad goes up.

Readers in Korea: you've probably used some good recruiters in your time. Care to share? If you used any additional standards, comment away!

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Bullying Beijing

Over the weekend, Chinese protesters, denouncing a list of issues from Japan to censorship, massed in small cities amid large contingents of riot police. But, within official circles, according to Dr. Satoshi Amako, anti-Japan protest seems to have had more impact. Amako makes a case for blaming the The Senkaku Islands incident on factions within the ruling Communist party.

…How should we interpret the recent sequence of events? After the incident occurred on September 7, the current situation was set in train by Japan’s rigid stance, arresting the Chinese sea captain and extending his period of detention. On the Chinese side, economic transactions and large scale tourist group trips bound for Japan were quickly cancelled, and additional harsh action also appeared to be in the offing. Japan conceded releasing the ship’s captain, and still China didn’t yield, demanding an apology and financial compensation, and detaining four Fujita Corporation employees. However, before long embargoed Japan bound rare earth exports resumed, and three, and then eventually the four, Fujita employees were released.

(…)

The first problem is whether this incident was accidental or intentional.

Foreign Minister Maehara, having seen the video evidence, described it as ‘clearly a ramming’, asserting that it was intentional. China on the other hand claims the incident was accidental as the collision happened while the fishing boat was attempting to escape from being encircled by patrol boats. Putting all this together, I see it as an intentionally planned action by the Chinese side. The main reasons for this are: (1) the large gathering of Chinese fishing boats in the area; (2) the recent assertive actions by China in the South China Sea regarding Chinese territorial claims and the expansion of maritime interests; (3) the Chinese authorities’ consecutive stubborn actions leaving no scope for negotiation in the immediate aftermath; and (4) Japan’s willingness to publicly release the video, demonstrating a positive approach.

The second problem is why the situation played out this way. There are number of interpretations. First, it was a sphere of influence battle between Japan and China over the East China Sea, including territory. If China were to recognize Japan’s at-first-stubborn-actions and its handling of the issue according to domestic law, China would be seen to be yielding to Japan. Accordingly China sought to make Japan, who at one stroke had taken a stubborn line, yield. Second, it was a manifestation of a rising China’s great-power-hegemonic-consciousness. China’s GDP has surpassed Japan, and its rapid economic growth rate of around 10 per cent continues. China’s military strength has already overtaken that of Japan, and China is now said to be engaged in the construction of aircraft carriers. With the intention of displaying its own strength, China came out with an equally stubborn stance. Third, it is a reflection of a domestic conflict in China between the ever increasingly powerful vested interests groups — particularly in this case surrounding the issue of marine resources development between those who assert independent development by China and those who give precedence to joint Sino-Japanese development. Finally, it is a reflection of a leadership struggle within the CCP. With the Central Committee of the CCP’s 5th Plenum in prospect and now under way, and heading toward the CCP National Congress in 2012, serious tension is said to be emerging within the ruling circle of top leaders — over broad personnel changes. Those opposed to the leadership of Hu Jintao and Wen Jiabao are thought to have made use of Japan-China relations to shake the balance.

Perhaps all four interpretations, intricately intertwined, contributed to the overall situation.

The increasing influence of vested interest groups on policy decisions is also remarked upon by many Chinese. Since the incident broke out just as Japan and China were looking toward negotiations to conclude a treaty on gas fields in the East China Sea, we cannot rule out the possibility that opposing factions manoeuvred to thwart the negotiations. Following the release of the ship captain on the September 24, China high-handedly continued to demand an ‘apology and financial compensation’. So why did China turn about face resuming rare earth exports, releasing the Fujita employees, and moving to mend relations? The forces that opposed joint development of the resources were successful throwing that off course. Still, they feared that with Japan’s courting of international public opinion, excessive pressure or high-handedness would produce a lasting anti-China backlash. It seems a re-positioning took place within ruling circles in China on September 25. The issue for the future is how Japan and China will find a launching pad to mend their relations.

Amako fails to emphasize it, but it takes two to make a quarrel a crisis. So, I think #4 is the clincher. But, in all four, there is a confluence of domestic willingness (#3) and structural opportunity (#2) that makes for that perfect combination of factors. Standing up to a bully is never easy, but Tokyo now faces a future where just appearing tough is not enough. The Japanese need to be wiser than possible, and luckier than probable.

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Filed under: Academia, East Asia, Maritime, Politics Tagged: china, daioyu, east china sea, japan, senkaku

Seeing No Evil

Do you have a preference in the Apple vs. Google war? Still hating Microsoft? Thomas Hazlett and Russ Roberts reveal how remarkably similar is the strategy both Apple and Google follow, to make the illusion of Apple vs. Google so compelling.

All great market innovations challenge entrepreneurs to do two things: (a) get other firms
to help create specialized products, and (b) maintain sufficient control to guide the
process while extracting a generous portion of its returns. These tasks carry obvious
tensions. Builders of complex ecosystems handle them differently.

The iPhone/iPod/iPad/iTunes product space embeds numerous Apple-set restrictions.
Buyers purchase devices on the proviso that they lock-in for applications purchased down
the road. So long as the innovator incentivizes its developers to bring exciting new stuff
to market, while producing slick, iconic handheld devices that insert themselves into the
dreams of teen-age girls and boys, vast riches ensue.

Google’s structure features more semi-independent partnership layers. But calling it
“free” or “open” is less an economic description than a stroke of marketing genius.
Google’s enterprise is to capture new game to feed to its vaunted search engine. That
product enjoys overwhelming dominance – perhaps 75 per cent market share — due to its
competitive superiority. No other firm can rival its popularity. Moreover, the firm’s
innovation cluster brilliantly scales – its lead over rivals becomes more formidable as the
web expands.

Because the market position of Google Search is so secure, distributing “free” access to
Android is simply another form of Apple-like tie-in. Once the customer web searches,
Google reasonably expects to profit. And no “open platform” governs. Google prices
access to its engine – with its proprietary databases, secret algorithms, and private global
transport network – to maximize firm profit.

The Apple and Google models are two sides of the same coin. Both leverage innovations
in the smart phone market for revenues in ancillary services. Apple has in many respects
the more ambitious mobile plan, integrating heavily into hardware design and
manufacturing, and has been an industry disruptor forcing Google to mostly play catchup.
It makes its economic demands explicit, requiring iPhone users to patronize the App
Store and iTunes. Google need not be so fussy; with what the U.S. Department of Justice
would likely characterize as “dominance in the search market,” it simply leaves
customers to their own devices.

Since January 1, 2007, when the iPhone was announced (Android launched later in
2007), Apple shares have risen about 200 per cent while Google shares have slightly
declined. Lots else is happening, but mobile strategies are clear pivots for both firms.
Because the bottom line is the bottom line, not market share, the game so far belongs to
Apple. Google just plays.

But it is playing to win, and on terms not so different than Apple’s. Resistance to
openness is not futile — it’s ubiquitous. What looks “open” or “free” is a misdirection
hand gesture, diverting attention from where proprietary products are inserted into the
chain, with returns surgically extracted. All the rest is “revolutionary” hype.

Hazlett discusses many under-appreciated facts of the Apple-Microsoft rivalry, another convenient illusion, and, for those considering net neutrality, Roberts offers the reality of the “network of networks” that has evolved qualitatively from the DARPA

Mistakes we make are generally looking at market outcomes and seeing them as somehow either mistakenly the result of some policy intervention–as in the case of thinking the Internet is a government project that came from DARPA, which is really a common view that I think is quite misguided. Why? The DARPA network had a lot of inputs that became useful in modern networks, but the network of networks today is all these products–computers, chips, software, wireless, applications. Not master crafted on some blueprint by the Department of Defense, nor designed to withstand nuclear attack, by the way. Vision incorrect. The idea that networks are open end to end, control only at the edges of the network: that’s in some sense an optical illusion. There is control that takes place at the core, but to the extent the illusion is correct there is an incentive for a lot of standardization within the core of the network in pushing innovation out toward specialized innovations. What does that mean for regulation–we should enforce rules like network neutrality that maintained that the only kind of innovation that can take place in terms of structure has to be on the edge–and that again is a misreading. Consumer products–the edge–content and applications, Mass market customers have access to directly. Google is highly integrated with core networks in terms of how it transports its applications around the world; world more productive for that. Many other edge applications integrating into faster transit to make their products better for end users. Akamai specializes in speeding up delivery, allowing all these application providers to avoid the traffic or congestion of the Internet. You want competition to not only deliver new products but new structures. Sometimes experimentation is going to be vertically oriented. That is not a sacrilege–just a religious belief, not one founded in economics.

All in all, a fascinating exchange that made me think again about why I prefer Google over Apple. But, I still don’t like iPhones.

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Filed under: Academia, Business/Economy, Podcasts Tagged: apple, darpa, econ talk, google, ibm, internet, russ roberts, steve jobs, thomas hazlett

Statistically Probable Thought #3: Rock Erosion Theory

If you understand evolutionary biology in its infinitely indifferent glory, a few interesting ideas emerge. The ambient musician Moby once said "we are all made of stars," and in a way, the statement couldn't be more correct. The Big Bang flung dense burning matter toward every corner(?) of the known universe some 13.8 billion years ago, expanding spacetime in the process. All tangible matter that we sit on, sleep on and brush our teeth with, has its roots in that single heated event. If you talk about the age of your body, you're referring to its current arrangement of molecules. But the atoms themselves were created in the centres of stars, which all trace their history to the beginning of existence.

Fast forward now to the birth of our solar system. Actually, first hold on for a moment while we ponder something interesting. Isn't imagination amazing? If you stretch your imagination from the moment of the Big Bang to the beginnings of our solar system, which is but a speck in a galaxy in a universe of billions of galaxies, your imagination has just traveled through 9 billion years of history. If your imagination took three seconds to do that (and ended at the very edges of the known universe), then because speed =distance/time, the speed of your imagination in kilometres per second would be 9 billion years multiplied by the speed of light, divided by three seconds. Remember to convert the 9 billion years into seconds first. The equation would be 9,000,000,000 X 31,536,000 (seconds in a year) X 299,792 ( speed of light in km per sec) divided by 3. Now this may be a trivial observation, but it's remarkably fast. Granted, your imagination probably skipped a few details along its epic journey. Hmm, now if only I could finish my PhD at the speed of imagination.

Anyway, your mental bookmark should now be at the beginning of our solar system. Imagine a giant molecular cloud of gas and dust floating in the darkness of space. This enormous cloud would eventually give birth to several stars, including our own Sun. Gravitational compression occurs after a shockwave event passes through the cloud, almost certainly from a distant supernova. This causes the angular momentum of our patch of dust to increase, while the dust itself condenses and gains rotational speed. Gravity's influence then gets to work on the details, collecting 99.8632% of the entire mass of the cloud into the centre of a rotating sphere. The large blob in the centre eventually passes a critical mass, and the sheer weight of gravity causes ignition in the centre and an explosion of fusion energy. This blob has just become our Sun. But angular momentum manages to keep some of the matter spinning in orbit around the Sun, and these patches of dust eventually collect into smaller blobs themselves, and harden in their centres. These outliers are destined to become the planets of our solar system and their moons.

Now there are only two kinds of planets we need to think about here, seeing as poor old Pluto was recently demoted. There are the terrestrial, or 'rock' planets (Mercury, Venus, Earth and Mars), and the gas giants (Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune). The gas giants are huge bundles of clouds, gas and lightning, at the centre of which is a much smaller sphere of extremely condensed metal. For example, if you were standing on Jupiter, you would actually be standing on an extremely flat land of metal, with supersonic winds and high levels of radiation. You would also be dead. Luckily our imagination gets around such inconveniences by not actually putting us there in the first place. Fantasy has its dangers.

For the purposes of this blog post, we will not focus on the gas giants, which are unlikely to harbour any life. And the purpose of this post is to talk about how life possibly began and what it is now, in a purely scientific sense. So we're going to leave the gas giants alone now, and focus on the terrestrial planets, particularly the Earth. 
In the beginning, the Earth was a very inhospitable place with a lot of volcanic activity and minimal atmosphere. But all magma eventually cools into rock. In the process, the magma releases dissolved gases into the atmosphere. A planet like Mercury, which is lifeless (as far as we know), is basically a large rock, with bits of broken rock on the surface.

But things are happening on Mercury. It's not the same as it was a few thousand years ago. That's because the radiation from the sun, as well as surface winds are eroding the surface. Rocks on the surface are slowly eroding away, due to the forces of nature. The process of rock erosion is not much of a change, but a change nonetheless.

On a lifeless Earth, and for all terrestrial planets without life, this ongoing erosion of rock is the only process that can cause change. The driving forces are wind, oxidation and radiation from the sun. And there's also meteorite impact, which is another very important phenomena.

As far as the vast majority of real scientists are concerned, life on Earth probably began soon after the formation of an atmosphere and water on the surface. Because water ice in space is invariably laced with impurities, it is always classified as a rock rather than a mineral. So we can think of water as melted rock on the surface of a rocky Earth. And you may also like to think of sand as small, tiny rocks, if you like. I certainly do.

So the Earth, once upon a time, was just a lot of different kinds of rock and no life. At this historical point in time, the Earth gets peppered with comets, which are themselves also rocks. But these are special rocks. Traveling through space as stone and dirty ice, they also contain amino acids dissolved in their centres. Amino acids are the building blocks for all bacterial, archaea, protist, plant, fungi and animal life.

So the comets brought amino acids and other chemical goodies that were dissolved within them, crashing into the Earth's warm oceans, heated by the Sun in the day and cooling off at night. At some point in time during millions of years of oceans with chemicals being warmed and cooled, the very first simple forms of life grew from a chance collision that was statistically likely to happen over such a long time. If there really is a deity that deserves worship, it would be Time itself. Its sheer magnitude and vastness eclipse the majority of other claimed miracles. The parting of oceans is but child's play, when one considers that the entire history of the existence of those oceans, is, for want of a better analogy, but an infinitesimal drop in the galactic ocean of time.
What we know is that phospholipids (chemical molecules containing phosphorus), can also spontaneously form micelles in warm water. Micelles are tiny microscopic bubbles that protect whatever is contained inside, from the outside. This is the concept of homeostasis, a prerequisite for all living organisms. And if you look at the tiny membranes of bacteria, you'll notice that they're made predominantly from phospholipids. Albeit, a little more complex nowadays. Could it be that all chemical life began from non-life? Lee's Korea Blog would like to politely put forth the notion here that unless you're worshipping a deity other than Time, it's the only likely conclusion that remains.

The beginnings of primitive life was just small simple molecular bubbles that doubled their numbers over time. Some bubbles began to collect interesting chemical bi-products in their centres, which became the essence of the cytoplasm. From this, constant trial-and-error over billions of generations formed more complex organisms. How did we Homo sapiens arise out of all this? Well, the fossil record shows that Neanderthals first emerged around 600,000 years ago. And it took 400,000 of those years for us to evolve from the common ancestor of the Neanderthal to anatomically modern humans. We achieved behavioural modernity around 50,000 years ago. In other words, we monkeys have been behaving in human-like ways for only 1/100,000th of the Earth's history. On the other hand, very simple, single-celled life has been here for more than 3/4 of the Earth's history.

But let's take a step back now and think about how this all started. There was the Earth, which was rock, and water on the surface, which is melted rock. These rocks were being changed by the processes of erosion. Then some meteorites (which are also rocks), which were floating around in space,  happened to collide with the Earth. This released their amino acids and phosphorus into our warm oceans. These chemicals eventually formed tiny micelles, which later became life. In a nutshell, the universe is made up of a whole bunch of  very hot and cold rocks.

So my point is, you and I are simply a curious part of the larger process of rock erosion. This process has been going on for countless centuries and will no doubt continue to do so for centuries more.

But you can comfort yourself in the idea that we're all made of stars.

Korean Government: "Foreign Teachers AIDSier Than Foreign Whores"

Oh, Korea. After some years here you get used a general level of ridiculousness, double standards, xenophobia, and straight-up fuckwittery. It's par for the course, and unless you want to suffer aneurisms daily, it is best just to put your head down, plow ahead, and let the water slide off your back, as it were. But sometimes the powers that be make pronouncements that are so egregious, so offensive in their blatant bias, that something gots to be said. Today is one of those times.

The Korea Times reported today that the Ministry of Health and Welfare has decided to scrap HIV tests for foreigners "seeking to acquire an entertainer's E-6 visa, and workers renewing their E-9 visas." It goes on to say that "...the tests will still be reuqired of those seeking E-2 language teaching visas."

That's right. They've done away with HIV tests for everyone except for teachers.

Let's look for a moment at the E-6 visa, known as the "entertainment visa." This visa is given to singers, dancers, musicians, professional athletes, and BAR WORKERS. I don't think that I need to tell you that many of the foreign "bar workers" in Korea are involved in A LOT MORE than pouring drinks. Just go to any of the Filipino joints on Texas street and have a chat with any of the girls working the floor. I'm sure you'd have no problem negotiating an after-work encounter - for a price.

So... the government, in its wisdom, had decide to waive the HIV tests for prostitutes, but keep them in place for teachers. That makes a lot of sense.

(INSERT SHOTGUN BARREL TO THE MOUTH, NOW)

To add shit to the dung pile, Ministry official Jeong Eun-gyeong is quoted as saying, "...HIV is not transmitted through air or water, but through human contact most of the time." That's right, folks, evidently twelve blow jobs a night doesn't quite qualify as "human contact." Later on in the article they quote an unnamed official who says, "Education is considered a very intimate relationship... it's just intended to reassure the parents." I really don't blame them here; I once heard that a child was infected with HIV through playing "hangman."

Sigh.

So according to the government, the fear of dirty foreign teachers somehow infecting their students through AIDS osmosis trumps actual hookers sleeping with hundreds of men a year, as far as public health is concerned.

Can Kim Jong-il just go ahead and nuke this place once and for all?

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