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2S2's next meeting - want to see some snowboarding?

Roboseyo's 2S2 is meeting up this weekend (second Saturday at 2pm, thus '2S2') - this month's activity: going to the Snowboarding Event in Gwangwhamun plaza. The stuff they've already set up looks great, so meet up at the Twosome Place Cafe near Anguk Station (line 3, exit 1) at 2pm.

Remember you'll be outside, so bring your hat, gloves, scarf, hand warmers, and so on.

For more information about 2S2, check out the Facebook page or new blog dedicated to the group.

I'll be there for part of it, and will definitely be checking out the snowboarding event - various events will be held Friday, Saturday, and Sunday - see this post for more details.

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Watching the Dow Jones drop from Korea

On my way to work this morning, a minivan pulled out in front of me in East Windsor with the Web site, www.kimchius.com, on the back window. On the site, you can purchase a Dimchae standing kimchi refrigerator for only $2499.99. A savings of almost $200! Oh, and I also found this:



My mouth is watering.

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I have also just found a Web site where I can listen to Korean radio broadcasts and even watch Korean television live. As I watched the MBN (listed as "NBN" on the Web site) broadcast, I saw the Dow Jones was down 90 points. On other "channels," gray screens and color bars hummed since it was 14 hours ahead there, nearing 1 a.m. All I can say is, this is so cool.

This Web site also has pages for radio and TV broadcasts from Japan, Thailand, China, even Denmark, the Czech Republic and Israel. I watched a program last night from the Republic of Congo, a religious show where people in robes sang in front of a very poor green screen, like something from late 80's cable access.

Korean radio and television feeds.

—John Dunphy

seoulstyle.com kick-off party / Feetmanseoul's first fashion show



Yep, it's back - seoulstyle.com. If the name doesn't sound familiar, a fellow expat named Liza Lebeda founded the site in 2004 (that's a long time in expat years, people). It grew to a fairly large site; according to the Groove it was one of the most popular English language sites of its time. After Liza left Korea, the site remained dormant until recently. A few big names (relatively speaking) are involved in the rebirthing process, while many others were invited to the kick-off party. As a future contributor to the website, I was invited - and I looked forward to seeing Michael Hurt's first fashion show.That's Feet Man Seoul to you, also known from the Scribblings of the Metropolitician.



A look at the huge disco ball above the catwalk.

And then the models came:







It's official - seoulstyle.com is alive, kicking, and looks to be off to a good start. While the competition for providing information to the expat / foreigner / teacher community is a bit stiffer than its previous incarnation, we'll see how things develop.

Disclosure: I've been invited to write for seoulstyle.com, but not paid to plug or mention the website.





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Hagwon owner admits to doing whatever the parents want

In a stunning tell-all autobiography, a hagwon owner admits to 'just doing what the parents told me to do'. Lee Min Woo, a 57 year-old hagwon owner, recently wrote what has become the #1 bestseller in Korea. The title translates to I Did What the Parents Wanted, and with the help of a translator, the author was kind enough to sit down for an interview with this reporter:

Chris in South Korea: What inspired you to go into the hagwon business?

Lee Min Woo (through translator): It was always about the money - the education was just the thing to make parents give it to us. If I could have opened a cell phone store or a Korean restaurant, I would've done that. The money needed to open up a school is pretty small - any old building with smaller rooms, a few old textbooks on the shelves, and some decorations.

CISK: Were there any problems in getting your business started?

LMW: The hagwon business wasn't as saturated when I opened my first one in 1998. One per block seemed to be a limit at the time. Of course, these days three or four per block is more common in some areas. I think it was about 2004 when parents started demanding more from the schools they paid for.

CISK: And what did they want?

LMW: They wanted to believe that their kids were learning something. That their second job waving flyers at a subway station was making a difference in their child's future. They wanted to see their progress in every possible way - weekly report cards, parent-teacher meetings, and elaborate performances or graduation ceremonies.

CISK: And what of the teachers?

LMW: A few parents wanted to 'approve' of every new teacher we hired. As if they could form a committee and do my hiring for me. In any case, the other hagwon owners I knew put their foot down on that, so I did the same.

CISK: But what about concerns over their children in the hands of a foreign teacher?

LMW: I heard way too many complaints about the foreign teachers. They weren't paying enough attention to their child, or they were paying too much attention to someone else's child. Sometimes they criticized the teacher's methods, even though they were far from teachers themselves. Because they're parents and paying money, they felt they got to control everything.

CISK: What's the most unusual thing you've heard a parent demand?

LMW: One parent wanted to know why we hired fat teachers. I told the mom that a teacher's size doesn't affect their ability to teach, yet she demanded all foreign teachers enroll in a gym and do jumping jacks at the beginning of the school day.

CISK: How did you handle that demand?

LMW: I told her to look in the mirror and hung up. That was the worst mistake I could make, because the next day about half of the students had withdrawn from that school. Apparently, she called some of the other mothers, told them I said she was fat, and the mothers proceeded to withdraw their kids as well. That one comment literally ruined my hagwon.

CISK: If you could go back and say something differently, what would you say?

LMW: I would have said I'll offer a gym membership to the foreign teachers, whether they wanted it or not.

CISK: Would you have told your, er, larger teachers to lose weight?

LMW: I probably wouldn't have hired teachers that would've caused a controversy, but that was getting harder and harder. Korean moms don't think a black person is an American, or anyone with a British accent can't teach the American accent they want their kids to learn. Even white guys from the US are being stereotyped in the Korean media as sex offenders or illegal teachers. Now there's this fear about AIDS in the public schools, which means the parents will want us to do the same. I can't say I'm sorry to get out of the hagwon business.

CISK: What made you decide to get out of the business for good?

LMW: I'm getting old, and I'm feeling much more like the ajosshi I am. I'm looking forward to drinking soju at 10am on picnic benches, berating young ladies for getting out my subway seat, and playing Korean chess at the park. Besides, I made a tidy profit selling the hagwon to this American guy who thinks it's all about education. Goodbye hagwon world! [Laughs quietly while taking a sip of soju]

The article you just read is completely satirical. It's completely made up inside my head, then typed here for your enjoyment. This is the standard CYA text to let any gullible readers know. Don't drink and drive. That is all.

Why are you still reading this italicized text? Comment if you like.


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Honeymoon: Foods not Found in Korea

Before even setting foot in Australia, I had already planned out a mental 'to-eat' list in the weeks leading up to it. Most of the foods on it were Chinese or Malaysian, with a couple of pies thrown in for good measure. Some people eat to live. Some people live to eat.

I just eat.

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If you're wondering what's happened to the photos, well I've taken some good advice from Chris in South Korea, who suggested I use Flickr to upload photos, and then link them to my blog. So that's what I've heeded, and things are turning out well. Now the photos are clearer and bigger, and I also get an unlimited amount of photo space that I never need to pay for. Thanks Chris!
In the photo above are steamed scallops with ginger, soy, spring onion and coriander. It's a simple recipe but never fails to impress.

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We went up to Marion Shopping Centre for lunch to visit my old workplace. Marion is owned by the richest man in Australia (Frank Lowy) through the Westfield brand, which is now the biggest operator of shopping malls in the world. My old boss told me that he came to eat in our restaurant on opening day.
The best thing about working in a shopping mall is that it's convenient to pick things up on the way to work.

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And here's the kitchen space where I used to cook. Back in those days, I could cook three different dishes in those three woks, simultaneously. These days though, I'm limited to a little gas burner and a tin saucepan in our dormitory. Wok frying is a fun thing to learn, if you don't mind getting burned every once in a while.

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This is our updated menu. I can cook pretty much all of the dishes on this, and I've cooked some of them over a thousand times. Impressed yet?

I hope so.

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In the top photo is one of Casuarina's Signature Dishes™, called Singapore Fried Noodles. Jimmy came up with that specific recipe, and it's a little different from the authentic ones. The bottom photo has a char kway teow and a vegetable stir fry.

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And here's Heather and me with my sister, James Tan (the current manager of the restaurant), my dad and my brother. If you're in Adelaide and heading to Marion, eat at the Casuarina Restaurant. It's to the right of the cinema steps and is actually the largest traditional Malaysian restaurant in the southern hemisphere.

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This is the carpark for the Adelaide Botanic Gardens. I used to park here during my undergraduate years at university, because it's a lot cheaper than parking by the Torrens. On many a lazy afternoon, I would come back this way and relax in my car for a while, pondering the complexities of adolescent life before zooming off for my night shift.

Quiet moments of reflection can bring welcome pockets of clarity, if you do them right.

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Adelaide is very small and very quiet, when compared to Seoul. The city centre is laughably cute, and has about the same number of buildings as my current university. Still, it's one of the best places to grow up in and I wouldn't have wanted to be anywhere else.

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Here's Heather standing on some blocks at the Festival Centre. It's a part of the modern art installation they have there, and I've never worked out what it's supposed to represent. I think they look a bit like the exhaust funnels of cruise ships.

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Mum invited us for dinner at the Adelaide Hyatt, which was incidentally opened by the same Peter who is running the L'Arc in Macau. Hyatt buffets are pretty good, and they get extra points for having fresh oysters. The best oysters in the world are from Tasmania and Coffin Bay.

In my opinion, anyway.

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And there happens to be a very good Vietnamese beef noodle shop across from Regency TAFE, called the Yen Lin. I used to come here a lot after a long night drinking.

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The restaurant is pretty busy these days, and like many Asian diners in Adelaide, the questionable service is more than made up for with delicious food. Waiters in these places will come up to you with a notepad and pen, and blurt out "WHAT you wan?" You tell them, and they go into the kitchen, having never made eye contact. You could have fluorescent green eyes and they'd never notice.
But sure enough, 5 minutes later a delicious bowl of steaming noodles comes out and you're making a mental note of the restaurant's location.

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This is what beef noodles should be served with. Hoisin and Sriracha chilli sauce on the side, with copious quantities of Thai basil, lemon, beansprouts and coriander. At this point in time I will refrain from pointing out the numerous indictable offenses regularly committed by Korean beef noodle restaurants.

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On the left is fresh coconut juice and in the middle is Vietnamese filter coffee. It's quite strong and is served with a layer of condensed milk on the bottom. You stir it up and add it to the cup with ice in it. After a few of these, you'll be resembling some sort of fusion between a meerkat and a hummingbird.

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Here's me, waiting for my beef noodles. Three years is a long time to wait.

See, I already poured my sauce in the sauce holder.

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Combination beef noodles are called phở đặc biệt in Vietnamese. You need a couple of awkward diphthongs in there if you want to pronounce it properly, but most of us survive by using the word 'fur'. It's simple, pure and delicious.

And it should not have a side of kim chi.

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Heather thought the noodles were quite appetising. But what often happens in situations like these is that I hype something up way too much beforehand. So anything less than an out-of-body experience is going to disappoint. I really need to stop doing that.

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Another thing I hyped up a little too much was Adelaide's nice weather. When we got to the beach, it was about 14 degrees C.

Oops.

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Glenelg beach is a nice place to visit in the warmer months. It's also a focal point for New Year's Eve celebrations, with fireworks and large crowds. There's a tram service that goes from here to the city centre, and my uncle once had his wedding party on it.

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Here's Heather wearing my jacket on the end of Glenelg jetty. The purpose of a jetty is to allow people to walk on them and peek into fisherman's buckets to see if they've caught anything.

And then we ask "Caught anything mate?", even though we know the answer. It's all a part of being an Australian.

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Heather and I played the poker machines in the hotel on the right. We like to dabble with statistical improbabilities, from time to time.

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Oh, and fish and chips. My United Statesian friends in Korea often wonder what's so good about fish and chips. That's because they have nice Mexican food available around the clock.

Somehow I don't think fish and chips would be as fun to eat if they didn't come wrapped up in an unnecessary amount of paper.

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And when you unwrap any paper bundle on an Australian beach, the birds slowly begin to circle the sky.

Or hover, squawk and chirp, as the case may be.

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Having learned my lesson from reading The Birds, by Alfred Hitchcock, I hastily decided to share the bounty with my feathered friends.

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These days, the seagulls take the chips right out of your hand, which is something that they never used to do. It's funny because if you outstretch your arm with a chip, they hover in the air for a little while and you can see them hesitating. In their minds I can imagine a whole lot of IF/ELSE statements working in overtime.

That's all for me this time! One more honeymoon post, and then we're back in Korea.

And I hope you like the new photo format.

Rubber Seoul 2009

Rubber Seoul is an annual fundraiser for Hillcrest AIDS center in South Africa, helping people with AIDS. You could come out for the 'feel-good' element of donating money to a good cause - or because you could get into three Hongdae clubs for one low, 10,000 won price. Either way, 100% of the cover charge went to the organization.



Bridget and the Puppycats - we arrived to Janes Groove fashionably late, and missed Sotto Gamba. One of the Puppycats played the first accordian I've seen on a Hongdae stage.



When he wasn't playing the accordian, he also got the microphone close to a tiny little piano for its distinctive sound.

Most of the crowd seemed to be waiting for the next band to come on, however:



You know them better as the EV Boyz - the same group with the 'Kickin' it in Geumcheon' video from earlier this year. They've come out with a few new songs since then - 'We Want Taco Bell' featured quite a few inside jokes that only English teachers in Korea would get. Once they were three, but one has returned home...


Striking a pose.

One of their guest EV Boyz for the night during "The 12 days of Korea". Still as funny as ever the second or third time around.


The winner of the 'be an EV Boy for a day' contest on the left. He performed their trademark song with the original members and definitely rocked it like they did. Unsurprisingly there were calls for encore; "We don't have any more songs!", came the reply. Better get writing guys.


Morning Glory began to rock it after a short break.

And that's when my camera died... Well, not technically died, but stopped working the way it was supposed to. Although there's no pictures, we headed over to DGBD for the ROCK TIGERS - an excellent rockabilly band highly worth seeing on their own. Their energy led some to try swing dancing, stage diving, a fairly rowdy-looking mosh pit, and even a conga line at one point.

That it's money going to a good cause is genuinely wonderful. That it buys you something more than a warm feeling in your heart is always nice as well. Great job to the volunteers and staff helping to put the event on.


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Infamy

Yesterday (today back home) was the 68th anniversary of the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor. The New York Times has this great essay, reflecting on what led up to the event. In 1905, that bloated imperialist asshat, Teddy Roosevelt, won the Nobel Peace Prize (sound familiar?) for helping to broker the end of the Russo-Japanese War, in which he absolutely favored the Japanese and sold out the Koreans, resulting in 40 years of brutal colonial occupation on the peninsula.

An interesting read: both an expose' of American diplomatic naivete', and a must for anyone who can't understand the Koreans' distrust of US intentions in this neck of the woods.

I, for one, am buying the book.

Just another day in LA

 
Monday December 7th  After the Rain View from my balcony   November 24th  Mi Familia en mi casa / el pavo yo cocine

December 2nd
 
A full moon night.  My 11th night back in LA. – flew in 11/22 now it’s 12/02. Oh I grew up here in LA, and I lived here for a stint after college in the early to mid nineties, but I’d been on a worldwide, whirlwind, disORIENTating odyssey for the last 13 years, so LA is kind of new to me, in a way.   

Thanks. I’m glad to be back. First day back, 10 days I was chatting up this smoking hot girl at the DMV, we had side by side chairs in the waiting area, I was renewing my license, she’d lost hers and was there to replace it. I told her how I just got back into town, she’s all, “Welcome Back!” It was pretty sweet. She was stunning, her mother Filipina, she sold Hondas – pre-owned, not used. I remember her job because I need to buy a car. I’d taken the bus to the DMV in Santa Monica.   

The last time I was in LA, I was here for 6 nights, 7 days. I had a job to be at Monday morning, an apartment, and possibly even a girlfriend…all on the other side of the world. I wasn’t really back in LA. I was on vacation in LA. I was about fun. I’d rented a convertible PT Cruiser and drove that the entire time I was LA. Airport to Airport.  

This time, I’m back. For real. For the long haul. The only thing I left behind on Cheju Island or anywhere in Asia are friends.   Because I have no automobile of my own just yet, nor bicycle, nor any means of transportation, I’ve been hoofin’ it a lot. Taking busses. Walking. Busses. Walking. Mostly walking, as I hate waiting for the bus. I don’t mind the bus, it’s the waiting that vexes me so. Plus, LA is not a bus friendly town, so basically, as Robbie Sullivan said, and it’s so true, “The bus is cool, for about a week. Then it gets lame.” It’s true. Still, you see a lot of stuff when you ride the bus that you’d never see if you ride in a car. Especially if you are the one doing the driving.  

Today, from my brother’s house on Beverly Glen near Santa Monica Blvd, I walked down Overland Blvd, past the boulevards of Olympic, Pico, Palms, National, Venice to Washington Blvd. This one Barbeque place looked really good; a few massage parlors, some that do nails and other womanly stuff as well – things I saw along the way. 

At Washington, I turned left and walked past the long Sony Studios with the large billboards of current releases, SJ Parker and HughG flashing their big blue eyes on a big billboard opposite the huge white satellite dishes across the street and I continued along Washington to the main stretchy intersection with the Triangle Bldg, the oldest bldg in Culver City where Culver meets Washington – downtown Culver City. It’s little sprawling but easily traversed by foot what with the super wide sidewalks. Downtown Culver City is very posh, a little upscale, kind of like Pasadena, but not so far from LA. You have the Kirk Douglas Theater, the Culver Plaza Theater, the Pacific Movie Theater, Greek, Mexican, Korean cuisine. Other restaurants are there obviously, but those were the three that stood out to me. I was hungry. I hadn’t eaten a thing all day. It was 3 o’clock, just minutes before my movie began. I was there to see a movie. I’d walked for ninety minutes from my brother’s house. My mp3 player’s battery had died along the way. I was carrying an old paperback copy of The Electric Kool Aid Acid Test by Tom Wolfe. My friend phoned me. I felt the vibration. I mentioned the book and he’s all,   --Yeah, Ken Kesey. --No, he’s in it but he didn’t write it. --I read that back in Berkeley.   Had we been face to face, I would’ve blathered on about Tom Wolfe and the Merry Pranksters and Kesey and One Flew and lots of other literary and psychedelic jibber-jabber. But I don’t like talking on the phone. Plus, I’d just bought a phone on the cheap so I pay for each call by the minute whether I place the call or not. I kept it short.  

The cute girl with braces behind the counter at the Pacific Theater told me there’d be almost 12 minutes of previews. It was just three o’clock. The movie started five past.  I had a good seventeen minutes before show time. I went outside though the glass doors in the long glass wall of the theater. Iron benches dotted the large courtyard. There was outdoor seating outside the three nearby restaurants. On the sly, of course, I filled a small bowl and took one monster hit and held it in till very little smoke exited my lungs. I smoked a cigarette simultaneously and took my sweet time about it. I can be invisible if I want to be, and I had to be. Lots of commerce and shops and banks and rests and cops and people milling about the wide manicured sidewalks and clean streets.  

Funny thing is, I bought my ticket outside the theater at an ATM looking metal box attached to the side of the theater. There’s a line of them. Push some buttons, choose your movie and time, swipe your card, cha ching – your ticket sir/madam. No voice required. Self service ticketing, if you got a bank card.  

Another funny thing is this.   The Acid Book that I was just by chance reading, was about LSD and hippies in the 60’s and at the same time, actually 10 years prior,  the US military was using LSD in mind control experiments. LSD had been invented/discovered/first chemically synthesized in a lab setting April 1943, by the Swiss chemist, Albert Hoffman, and he immediately published his findings.   

The events of his first LSD trip, now known as “Bicycle Day”, after his bicycle ride home from the lab where he accidentally dosed himself, proved to Hofmann that he had indeed made a significant discovery.  

A psychoactive substance with extraordinary potency,     capable of causing paradigm shifts of consciousness in incredibly low doses, Hofmann foresaw the drug as a powerful psychiatric tool; because of its intense and introspective nature, he couldn’t imagine anyone using it recreationally.

 

‘Bicycle Day’ is the name given to the day he accidentally exposed himself to the substance (he wasn’t wearing gloves!) and then subsequently rode his bike home and started tripping along the way. Three day later, he dosed himself in a more clinical setting. From there he began writing about the power of LSD. It wasn’t long before many people were taking it and trying to utilize its energy towards some goal. Kesey and Leery were speaking of an evolutionary breakthrough of the mind where humans can harness the power of psychedelics and evolve – create a more perfect world.  

Point of clarification – back in the day, the 60’s when LSD first achieved widespread usage, it was classified as a hallucinogenic. This has since been changed to psychedelic. The reason, and it’s pretty simple to understand, is that to hallucinate is to see something that isn’t there. A hallucination is a creation by a person’s mind. It is now believed by many that what is seen while on a ‘trip’ is ‘there,’ it is not imagined; it’s just that a person before under the influence of ‘psychedelics’ couldn’t see it was there. People write books about this stuff, I don’t want to go there, suffice it to say that in the 60’s LSD was seen by many as a gateway to human evolution, by where a person could harness the power of controlling one’s own mind and do amazing things. Invisibility? The ability to pass through walls? MK7000, where the US military gave does of LSD to soldiers under observation.  Perhaps, in addition to other purposes, perhaps one chapter or one unit of the military was trying to create Jedi like soldiers who can use their mind to defeat an enemy. Good idea for a movie.  

Movies and LA. Every time I come to LA I see at least one movie. More if I have the time. So many movies play each day in LA: UCLA film archive, the Nuart, the Beverly, the Fairfax, the Aero Theater. Funny story about the Aero Theater in Santa Monica – once I went to a double feature there with a bottle of rum, I lived right down the street at the time. I ended up passing out and waking up long after midnight. I set off the motion detector alarm as I walked around. I grabbed a Kit Kit, got let out, not without major damage done to the door and its myriad of locks by the security company. I walked home. Somebody probably got fired over that.  

Anywho, because there are so many movies playing and because you can’t possibly see them all, you’ve got to be selective. I love Adam Sandler movies but I’d never pay 10 bucks to see him on the big screen. He’s just as funny on the small screen. I like cinema. I like big movies on the big screen. That’s why of all the movies playing this week, first week in December 2009, the first week I’m free in LA to do what I choose, I chose The Men who Stare at Goats.  And that’s why all this LSD jive is appropriate because it is true that the US government funded US army experimental operations with LSD and other types of mind altering agents and this does make a good premise from which to make a movie and George Clooney was very believable as a Jedi trained soldier and Jeff ‘the dude’ Bridges was awesome as his CO, guru. Add Kevin Spacey and Ewen McGregor to the mix and you have yourselves a wonderful movie. It was funny, poignant, interesting, well shot and acted – it dragged a little bit at times but that’s why the theater experience is necessary in a film this big. The Iraq war. Lots of ideas passed on from this film. Lots of wonderful ideas. Optimum Trajectory.   There is more truth to this story that you would believe. Find out where your destiny lies. And the river will take you there.  Just another day in LA.

Monday Night Wanderings

The Hyundai Apartments lie on the hill of Yangjeong, looming over the city and the vacant walled-in compound that used to be the US Army base, which, three years back, re-located to more strategically useful environs. Busan, it seems, no longer needs defending. The apartments are a city unto themselves, housing a good twenty thousand people in clusters of imposing, obscene concrete towers. These housing blocks aren't so different than any of the countless others found on The Peninsula; they are efficient and impersonal, a corporate take on the socialist experiments that one finds in Europe. Contrary to those Stalinist nightmares, however, these ones are mostly clean and crime-free. Children play unattended, impromptu fruit markets come and go without incident, mothers gab on the sidewalks, and grandfathers kill the afternoons playing baduk (a game with black and white round tiles) and sipping rice wine with their friends, trading literal war stories and relaxing in the warmth of the rough, milky booze.



These days, I regularly find myself visiting The Yangjeong Hyundai Apartments. They are located near enough to my house that I usually walk there and back. Busan can really be a terrific city for walking, especially if you stick to the sidestreets, and lately I've been exercising by walking AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. If I have the time to get there on foot, and if it's not pissing down in sheets, I walk. It accounts for several good hours of exercise each week, helps to keep the fat off, and, most importantly, stimulates my mind. Nothing jump starts my head like a vigorious walk. It's an essential part of my writing process.

I've lived in Busan for five years now, and despite my deep familiarity with its environs, I'm often surprised. The strangeness of this place still regularly grabs me, but almost only when I'm out on foot, open to the experience. Cars, buses and motorized machines are designed to protect us, to cut out stimuli, to cocoon their riders. That's why the only way to truly take in any city is to get off your ass and walk.

Tonight I left the canyons of the Hyundai Apartments and walked down the hill toward the subway station, along the main, busy road. Once I crossed the big intersection, I turned onto an sidestreet and picked up the pace, trying to warm myself in the early winter air that's now moved in. I stopped to take a piss in an empty parking lot behind a small building. A mount of earth with a small tree lay to my left, on which was wood scraps and a decent heap of junk. I heard a noise and several feral kittens peered out, taking me in with frantic, black eyes. As I moved toward them they disappeared into their unseen cat warren.

As I continued, I passed a high-steepled church, on which was a huge lit up star. Several strings of lights connected it to the ground, one of the few real reminders of the upcoming Christmas holiday. As I walked out of the range of the lights, things got very dark, and I entered into an aread of extremely narrow alleys, going between walled city homes and shuttered businesses. In almost any other city I'd fear for my safety, but one of the epically amazing things about Busan, and Korea in general, is that you can wander the streets at all hours of the night without ever looking over your shoulder (women, excepted, there are loads of "byuntae ajosshis" out there). This is something that cannot be overstated. When I go back to America, I always have to recalibrate my guages for more dangerous surroundings - even in the relatively low-crime streets of Seattle.

Eventually the alleys opened up and I came upon City Hall and the Police Headquarters next door. I imagined North Korean missles slamming into both and causing their collapse, like some Busan mirror of 9/11. I often entertain dark fantasies of war and destruction when I walk alone. I always have. Living in a place that's technically still at war just heightens this strange tendency.

Eventually I got into the alleys of Yeonsan-dong, which is my neighborhood. I saw it coming a long ways off, lit up by garish neons signs advertising the multitude of karaoke rooms (norae bangs) and love motels that make the area what it is. Middle-aged couples staggered down the road hand-in-hand, buzzing from soju and beelining to rent rooms for a one-night trysts. The pork restaurants were full of tables of red-faced patrons bellowing over masses of empty green bottles, and one karaoke room beckoned me with a life-sized photo of a Slavic-looking woman pulling up her dress, revealing an inviting, bare, chubby white ass. I looked around at the blinking lights for room salons and "booking" night clubs, while watching young men in shiny suits stand outside, puff on skinny cigarettes, and attempt to lure in attractive women. I walked past some of the few remaining soju tents (pojang macha) in town, where customers clustered around oil heaters and downed grilled eel, complemented by the ubiquitous liquor. I felt the urge to join them, but before I knew it, I was at the main Yeonsan-dong intersection, a six-legged pinwheel choked with busses, taxis, and shiny black sedans. Koreans drive big cars for such a small country.

I descended the stairs into the cavernous station and entered that underground world that Korea does so well. Shops sold knock-off bags and skin cream (the cosmetic industry if off the charts here), pop music was piped in, and near the exits, a couple of leather-faced ancient-looking women sold bunches of sesame leaves, green onions, and mystery grasses, shoots, and stalks. One hawked tiny, potted plants for about a buck each. They're always there, in their colorful, baggy, pajama-like pants, crouched on blankets and looking at each passerby with hope and not just a little desperation.

The street I live on is being torn up, part of a neighborhood "beautification" program that I don't really disagree with. They've finished one side of the road, and now they're working on mind, replacing the treacherous and uneven pavement with very walkable and smooth brick sidewalks. A Paris Baguette has moved in, and in a month or two, the big Jai Apartments, much more personally designed than the Yangjeong Hyudai, will open their doors and the hardscrabble residents of Yeonsan-dong will find themselves mixing with a softer, more monied breed. I don't always like gentrification, but a little may do this area some good. It's not like they are driving all the artists out. There really aren't any to begin with.

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