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On Jehovah's Witnesses in Korea

The one set of Koreans who all seem to speak English perfectly are the Jehovah's Witnesses. If you get stopped in the street, in a shop or on the bus and the person's English is fantastic, it's a Jehovah's witness. They worm their way into your conversation with very polite and engaging questions about where you are from, your life, etc and then finish it off with a pamphlet and invitation to come to a meeting or church. Saying you are Jewish or any other religion has absolutely no effect. The best thing to do is take the pamphlet and run. I have no idea who is teaching the Jehovah's Witnesses English but if their language program got made public, I think all of the expats would quickly be out of work. This is my favorite comic ever by Luke Martin over at ROKetship. Go look. No really, go now.

Okay, now that you've read the comic: This has actually happened to people I know in Korea, where they find out where you live and harass you constantly trying to get you to go to church with them. It borders on stalking/harassment. I have heard about many a person hiding in their apartment with all of the lights turned off, trying to be quiet when they ring the doorbell.

People, this is why you never tell the friendly people where you live. Or even what neighborhood.

I'm off to go dancing with friends in Busan. I'm kind of tired but I love dancing. I was supposed to go last night but it was a terrible ankle day so we ended up just drinking and chatting. I also disillusioned Hooligan 1 who thought that Busan and Pusan were two different cities...instead of the same one with 2 different spellings. It was highly amusing. I laughed at the Hooligan's expense for a good 10 minutes.

Hooligan 1: Yeah I live near Busan.
Other people: Pusan?
Hooligan 1: No, BUsan, not Pusan. It's nearby.

...Me: This is why you need to learn the Korean alphabet buddy. :-p All in good fun though and I do have the Hooligan's permission to mock things like this mercilessly in a public forum. After all, Hooligan 1 isn't really an easy to guess moniker.

It's not 2005

In an apartment in Jinju, South Korea, I am sitting on the ondol-heated floor, smoking another cigarette.

CNN International is on. It's a full hour before I head back to class at a small hagwon down the street, on the main road, on the third floor, above a restaurant where we often have our dinners brought from, unless Emily, the director, makes her excellent kimchi jigae for us. Once or twice, she splurged and bought Chinese take out, which she noted was very expensive. It was probably the chicken, chicken always seems expensive in South Korea, except for the chicken sandwich at Popeye's I got one time, not because I was hungry, just because I wanted to see what it tasted like. It tasted like a chicken sandwich bought at a Popeye's in South Korea.

Steve has left. He had enough of South Korea. Madeleine has said nothing here thrills her very much, and if the writing on the signs outside the window to the Pizza Hut were not in Korean, she'd be hard-pressed not to mistake downtown Jinju for some spot in Toronto. But, The Boss tells me to hang in there. Hang in there, Jersey, she tells me. Give it time, we all get the blues, yeah? she says in her Australian accent. Kristy says it took her three months before she started settling in, and now she is having a great time. R. tells me over the phone how difficult the first three months in America were. How she cried all the time because she missed her sister and her parents back home in Iran, and she didn't know when she would see them again. After three months, it got easier. She still missed them, but she met people. She met me. It gets easier.

I reach for another cigarette. Almost out. Didn't I have half-a-pack when I woke up a couple hours ago? No wonder my throat is cat-scratched-out. No wonder I can't think clearly, my head is full of smoke. No wonder I haven't gotten over R., I haven't gotten off the phone. No wonder I haven't found my place in Korea, I haven't left this fucking apartment.

I pick up the phone and dial the number. Singapore Airlines? I need a one-way ticket to Newark Liberty International Airport. Christmas Eve. 2005.

Except, it's not 2005.

Steve is long gone from Korea, shacked up and getting domesticated in New Zealand. Madeleine may be married by now. Kristy is somewhere out there, canoeing across pictures on Facebook. Haven't seen R. in over three years. That restaurant may still be there but the hagwon could be long gone by now. If not, that apartment might not house their current English teacher, it might be the home of just another local yokel. Dunhill's might not be sold at the little mom and pop down the street. Mom and Pop might be dead. Popeye's might be a Starbucks. Not a single person I met over 40 days over four years ago might be left in that city of 350,000. They probably wouldn't recognize me if they were. I keep my hair cut close these days and I wear different glasses now.

It's not 2005. It hasn't been 2005 in almost five years. So much has happened in five years. If I get the itch, maybe I'll take a train over to Jinju one day and see what's left. Maybe I won't want to once I'm there. Because it's not 2005. It's 2010, and I am going to teach English in Busan.


—John Dunphy

Open Thread #4 (Updated)

Have a nice weekend everyone! I’m off to a wedding in a couple of hours myself, then buying a couple of books on the Korean media to try and begin to place the censorship of recent years – invariably quite arbitrary, hypocritical, and inconsistent – into some sort of context, most likely that of the corporate interests of the various ministries and companies involved themselves.

Note that I’m talking largely about censorship of sexually-related material though, obviously influenced by but not directly related to the general curtailing of media freedoms under the Lee Myung-bak Administration. And why yes, after thinking deeply about and rejecting several other possibilities over the last two weeks, something along those lines is indeed what I’m going to settle on for a 50,000 word MA thesis topic, finally getting the application process started by perhaps the end of next month. How did you guess?

Seriously though, I’d be very happy and very grateful to bounce ideas off readers this weekend before I present something to my supervisor, but of course I’d also be happy to chat about anything else Korea and/or sociology-related readers are interested in. And perhaps that discussion about censorship should wait until Monday really, when I’ll have finished my post about what has effectively been censorship of a recent sexually-themed webtoon of Girls’ Generation. Yes, that one, and I forbid discussion of it until then!^^

Update: That post will be slightly delayed sorry, caused by my eldest daughter having a high fever all day Sunday, with the most violent shivering from her I’ve ever seen. Fortunately it doesn’t appear to be meningitis, but to make sure my wife and I will have to keep a vigil overnight in case her temperature goes up too much.

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A new home for Street Foodie!


I might still be blowing in the wind after our Asian escapade, but at least Street Foodie's got a new home.


As of now I'm moving operations over to http://www.streetfoodie.com/. For reasons that will be obvious to anyone who's made the switch, I've opted for wordpress this time over blogger.


In line with the improved functionality, I hope to start posting recipes as well as (hopefully) soliciting a few contributions now and then.


Here's to a busy 2010!
















Question from a reader: Filipino looking for work

A reader named G. writes in:

Dear Chris,
I would like to ask if there are jobs offerec to non-native English speakers. I'm a BSIT graduate and a Filipino. I'm currently in IT field and is planning to look for a job in South Korea. English teaching is one of my options but I'm worried I'm not qualified if I'm not a resident of the 7 countries.
Can you share with me some jobs that I can apply and some of the qualifications?
Can you share what type of visa can I have in order to work in South Korea?
Is learning Korean Language necessary to have more job opportunities in other fields?
I'm planning to take online TEFL certification. Can this help me to be qualified as an applicant for English teaching jobs?
Can you share with me some information on where or what websites can I check about seeking a job (teaching or non-teaching jobs that does not ONLY require Native English speakers)

Thank you in advance and Gob Bless.
Thanks and Regards,
[G.], 21, Philippines
I actually answered a very similar question recently - read that post first. As stated there, jobs in Korea for foreigners are generally limited to the three D's (dangerous, dirty, and/or difficult); for most jobs you'll need a pretty good command of the Korean language. I'll add this website to the list, found after a basic Google search - http://pinoyoverseasjobs.com/ - no guarantees you'll find anything specific, but this is at least one place to start.

Although there are Filipino English teachers in Korea, they tend to have more difficulty finding jobs than the average white person. Most of the blame can be centered on Korea's homogeneity - in many cases, the locals perceive another Asian-looking face as not being a native English speaker. Those perceptions are backed by law, justified by needing a 'native' command of the English language. The same perception puts African-Americans or those that are above-average weight at a disadvantage. For better or worse, this is one country where the right look definitely puts you at an advantage, and it's not about to change.

A couple additional places to ask about jobs would be the Philippine Embassy and the Philippine-Korean Cultural House. Another place to keep your eyes open is Buhay Korea, an excellent Filipino blogger married to a Korean. A recent post gave some details about a job at an international school, while other posts are all about life in Korea as a Filipino.

As you might expect, your visa will depend on the kind of work you'll do, and your future company will need to sponsor your visa application. Expect to be assisted with that when the time comes, but it's not too difficult to do it on your own. A C-4 visa is for short-term employment, although the E-series visa are more commonly used for employment longer than 90 days. The list of E-series visas is below:

E-1 Professor

E-2 English Conversation Teacher

E-3 Researcher

E-4 Technical Instructor

E-5 Professional Consultant

E-6 Entertainer

E-7 Specially Designated Profession
E-8 Employed Trainee
E-9 Non-professional Employment


For a complete list of all visa types in Korea, visit korea4expats.com.

Were I you, I would consider whether you're more interested in an English teaching job or something that's closer to your qualifications and interests. Applying and interviewing for two different fields takes a lot more time and energy than you might expect.

Although I can't condone this, a number of people do come to Korea on a tourist visa, teach private lessons with whomever's willing to pay them, live in a hotel or with a friend / roommate, then leave with more money in their pockets than they arrived with. This is definitely not a career, though. That it's illegal means it can't be recommended, and that the price for getting caught can affect your legitimate job prospects for along time to come.


So what to do?

Step 1: try to figure out what you want for the next 2-3 years. According to your e-mail you're 21 - no need to look for a career you'll stay in until you retire. Is there anything you want to be / do / see over the next 2-3 years? It's no fun to waste your energetic twentysomethings doing the dullest work around - and unfortunately there's a lot of that to go around.

Step 2: Network, network, network. You may have some luck finding a Filipino company that does business in Korea or other Asian countries. Talk to your professors, career counselors, and other people you know about your interests.

Step 3: Apply for jobs, even if you're not the ideal fit. Consider countries other than Korea; Taiwan may offer as much money and as good a standard of living as Korea does (do your own due diligence - I'm a blogger, not a paid researcher!).

Step 4: Keep going. Don't forget about jobs in your home country as an alternative to a long delay in finding a job abroad.

Anybody hiring a Filipino IT expert or English teacher? Any advice for a fellow foreigner? Comments are open.

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Stating the Obvious

Lately, this article has been all over the expat blogosphere. Basically it is an "expose" (stupid Korean computer won't give me a traditional accent over the 'e') on how difficult it is for foreigners to access basic services, especially online and with any type of banking. It's kind of a 'no shit Sherlock' for foreigners to read about but apparently breaking news for the rest of the country.

The Mighty Cupcake

This is an ode to cupcakes ..


I like cupcakes. Ok, so maybe I more than like cupcakes, maybe I love them a little too much and consider it an unquestionable character flaw to think otherwise. As you'll see I have had the privilege of eating amazing cupcakes with some amazing people from all over the world ... Which I think proves one undeniable fact - cupcakes make the world a better place.

First time at Magnolia with Cat

British and Australian boys may laugh at your cupcakes, but wait until
they take their first bites .... then listen to the extraordinary sounds they make.



New Orleans, Austin, New York ... and possibly Stockholm ... They are always a pleasure with the Swede.



Even Klauss has a sweet tooth.




Which leads me to today. I found a cupcake shop in Haeundae. Before I say anything about it I want to give you a little context. Koreans love bakeries. They are everywhere and you will most certainly always bump into someone holding a cake box on the subway. Young and old, girls and boys, Koreans seem to really like their bakeries. The thing is, these desserts and cakes although always adorable and beautifully decorated fail to seduce my western palate, and it's not for lack of trying. Every month the little wolves have a birthday party and all the mothers bring in cakes and goodies and after sampling more than enough cakes I can safely say I'm not impressed.

And so here I am in Korea and congrats to you little cupcakes, you've made your little way over to this side of the globe.
... and you look as beautiful as ever ...



... but something was missing.

I smell trouble...

Today, in the Korean Times, Jung Sung-Ki reports the possibility of a preemptive military strike against North Korea if they suspect a nuclear attack being planned. Does this reek of disaster to anyone else? Let's go blow up nuclear facilities...because that's a great way to keep the peace (and the environment) happy. Granted, the tension between the two countries has been running very high

Ewha University announces lawsuit against James Cameron's 'Avatar'


Source: TimesOnline

SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA - In a press conference yesterday, Ewha Womans University has announced a lawsuit filed against 'Avatar' producer James Cameron. They claim that the name of the goddess 'Eywa' was inspired by their school, and that the pronunciation is essentially the same.

The university, Ewha, is pronounced 'eh-hwa', while the deity mentioned in the film is pronounced 'ay-hwa'. "That's too similar", according to Lee Jung Seo, the senior Ewha University official holding the press conference.

The lawsuit, currently being filed in a Korean court, is calling for 1% of the movie's worldwide gross revenue. As of this report, that would be over 1.5 million U.S. dollars. This money would supposedly be a 'licensing fee' for the use of 'Eywa' in the current blockbuster. "Even though the use of our name was probably unintentional, it could cause confusion between the deity and the university." The 'licensing fee' would not include any Avatar sequels that are already being talked about. "We'd expect to work out a licensing agreement or they would have to change the name of an established character in one of the biggest movies of all time."

"We can't believe they didn't ask our permission! After all, Ewha Womans University is well-known across the world for our superior education of women. 'Eywa' is just a fictional character in a foreign movie", Lee continued.

When an American reporter asked about how great the education at Ewha can be when there are two grammatical errors in the name of the university, the following scene took place:



(Source: Dokdo is Ours)

The Korean government could not be reached for comment, although a spokesperson for Cheong Wa Dae mumbled something about how easy it was to find a pirated copy in every subway station.

A spokesman for James Cameron had no comment, stating "we do not comment on silly lawsuits filed in courts of other countries".



Unlike most of my other posts, this post is completely made up and satirical in nature. I shouldn't HAVE to say that, but ya know...

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