…that the majority of visitors to my blog will leave disappointed.

This uncharacteristically short and non-rambling post was inspired by this week’s Top Searches…otherwise known as, The Things People Typed Into Google To Be Led To My Blog or Things To Make Caroline See That She Should Write Less Weird Stuff. 

Without further ado:

after being denied by a recruiter, can you apply directly to epik 

gangnam style notes for recorder with letters 

flying practice at hogwarts

korean stereotype about korean fashion

I’m just grateful that ‘nothing tastes as good as skinny feels’ has finally dropped out of the top four…I did so hate to think that people were looking for thinspiration/pro-ana forums and instead found a post about how much I like cake.

Note: What kind of a sick fuck learns to play Gangnam Style on the recorder??