Pyongyang, Suck My Kiss! (Cut/Paste)

(I sincerely apologize for associating any serious authors with this miserable attempt at blowing off...steam!)* [Kaplan]So North Korea has tested a nuclear bomb. What should President Barack Obama do about it? Ideally, nothing. A shrug may be the response that Kim Jong-il fears most. [Lake]The test served in some ways as North Korea's full induction into a [...]