Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn’t usually wear any pants?
He requires the towel to dry off with. I like when he has two towels; one around his waist and another wrapped around his head.
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
The same reason why I press on the elevator or cross walk button several times. There is a false sense that it will help these products function better.
Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
Just the movie itself.
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Yes. I do not think that EMTs are corrupted enough by the evils of society to not stop. (Remember that Rousseau argued that we are inherently good until… well, you know.)
What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?
Red. Maybe purple?
If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
The cat would still always land on its feet. Knowing my cat, the buttered bread wouldn’t stay tied to his top for very long.
If you were shrunk to the size of a pencil, and put in a blender, how would you get out?
Being very careful to avoid the blades at the bottom of the blender, I would first attempt to spider-man out, then break the glass, and finally, MacGyver something from whatever was in my pocket to create a rope out. I don’t think I’d be successful, so hopefully all this commotion would alert the real-sized people to help me out.
What do wood and alcohol have in common?
Both have two Os.
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Yes. It’d be a world with more awkward silences.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
No. I do think it’s sad to think about a person drowning amongst a group though.
Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
Silly scientists make all the rules.
Now, because I completed that assignment, I get to tag 11 people to do the exact same thing. First, here are the rules:
- You must post these rules.
- Each person must post 11 things about herself on their blog.
- Answer the questions the “tagger” listed for you in her post, and create 11 new questions for the people you tag to answer.
- Choose 11 people to tag and link to them in the post.
- Let each person know that you have tagged them.
I am tagging:
And here are my questions:
2. What are you wearing?
3. What are you going to do today?
4. Is anything bothering you?
5. Are you missing someone?
6. What are you listening to?
7. What is your favorite youtube video?
8. Where will you go for the first time this year?
9. What do you want to learn next?
10. Describe your perfect first date.
11. What would be the perfect gift for someone to give you right now?
If any of you all are not tagged, and want to answer one or more of these questions, feel free to reply or reblog.