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A Miraculous Experience at the Bank

Yesterday, I went to the bank and experienced a miracle...it only took me 5 minutes to get everything I wanted done! Monday, the school's online banking program was down so they couldn't pay me. No worries, they took care of it first thing Tuesday morning but wanted me to check on my account to make sure everything was in order. Unfortunately, my Korean isn't good enough to feel comfortable using cell phone or internet banking services so I actually have to go in person to the bank to check on things. Theoretically I could have gone to the corner ATM to check the balance but I had to deal with some bills too. Not to mention the paint smell in the school makes me look for any reason to leave early and get away from the omnipresent headache that the fumes leave me with.

When I walked into Hana bank, the woman who speaks English immediately dropped whatever paperwork she was working on, helped me figure out my bills and chatted with me for a few minutes. By the way, not only can you do money transfers from any ATM, you can pay the new style bills simply by inserting the bill into the ATM, swiping your card, and punching your pin number. Two seconds later, your bill stub and receipt is spit out and VOILA you are finished. The bank tellers were highly amused by my utter astonishment at this process. Fricken fantastic! I don't even think checks exist in Korea anymore. At least, I've yet to see one. My bank helper and I are going to meet up next weekend for a Korean/English language exchange. Getting paid for an English lesson outside of my job is illegal but language exchanges are free, mutually beneficial and a good way of making Korean friends.

Tonight, I'm going with Hooligan 1 and the Female Kiwi to Yangsan's very first expat bar, The Hemingway. The Hooligan and I have made mutual threats of bodily harm and have now agreed to lend each other a few books on a trial run. I think the Hooligan is going to make me give Faulkner another chance, something I have mixed feelings about. In any case, I'm under no obligation to finish the book if I don't like it which is the brilliant thing about not buying a book.

Destination: Seoul International Photography Festival


'Made in Seoul', by Kim Hakree - a panoramic view of Seoul from Namsan Park, 2005-2009.

Warning: this post contains some artistic and relatively tasteful nudity - please keep away from kids and overzealous IT staff.

The Seoul International Photography Festival (also known as the SIPF) is a great change of pace from the art museums and photographic exhibits that dot the city. While not a pure photography exhibit, there's enough to keep the purists happy.

Pay the 8,000 won to get in, then begin exploring the first section of the exhibit - "Tera Emotion". The idea is to represent emotions, amplified to the 12th power as the tera prefix does in the metric system.



A series of portraits by Alain Delorme of France. The emotions - and faces - seem manufactured and forced, to the point where we can see the helping hands.



Jeju Seongsan, by Benrd Halbherr of Germany. While the photo itself has been transformed into a sphere, it's still a photograph.



Dreaming for the Long Trip, by Jang Seunghyo of Korea. This photography exhibit isn't quite turning out the way I thought it would. While there is a photographic element to the art, it seems a subtle part to the other elements.



The classic 'Mobius Loop' - no title or name were given, but the idea of an infinite building was intriguing.



Tantra, by An Hongkug of Korea. The vertical lenticular added some appeal, though I began to wonder if this was art or photography.



A fisheye view of the world - the one on right is entitled 'Playground-Br-Polar' by Zu Doyang of Korea.

The next section introduces us to photography using 'unconventional mediums' - one not limited to a piece of paper behind a frame.



The text introducing this section briefly mentions Photoshop as 'evolvement of photography', and that we are now in a 'colony of super-realistic images'... Perhaps my eyes are used to being deceived, but there's little that's realistic in the picture above (entitled Aqua n.3 by Giacomo Costa of Italy).



You see one of two different images depending on your angle - calm waves or the timeless Venus. Entitled Stone Body 36-1 by Koh Myungkeun of Korea.



A clever - if surely time-consuming - use of Photoshop. Entitled Babel 1 of Jean Francois Rauzier, each room features



Another interesting use of Photoshop - with a variety of several dozen poses, one man leads the way through and around a stock market floor. Entitled Deutsche Börse by Martin Liebscher of Germany.



Two layers of plastic - one flat, one concave - combine to create the layered image you see above. On the front layer the woman is simply standing, but once you combine it with the back layer it appears she's riding a horse. Entitled Nostalgia-6 by Koh Myungkeun of Korea.

Beyond the festival's exhibits are a few special exhibitions - the highlight was entitled 'Over the Passion', which displays artists now in their 40's that have fallen out of attention.



Untitled by Jung Changgyun of Korea - with a focus on the trees, Jung shows the harmony between the trees scarred by fire and the camera lens.

Another special exhibit had to do with technology - while using technology has been seen before, the specific exhibits hadn't:



An intriguing display of tiny photographs making up a rough picture of what the webcam picked up. It refreshed at a few frames a second - it takes a lot of computational power to select and display literally thousands of images from whatever library it uses.

While not limited to photography, it remains a worthy feast of sights. Check it out soon - the SIPF continues through January 31st. For more information, check out sipf.net.

Ratings (out of 5 taeguks):
Ease to arrive:

Foreigner-friendly:

Convenience facilities:

Worth the visit:


Directions: Take line 8 of the Seoul subway system to the Jangji station. Take exit 3 to street level and follow the signs to the Garden Five behemoth. 8,000 won admission; handicapped- and stroller-friendly.

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Eating Balut

Balut is a delicacy here in The Philippines. What is balut? It's an almost fully-formed duck fetus cooked in its own egg. Men eat it for "stamina."

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I ate balut the other night. The waitress at the streetside bar was kind enough to capure the ordeal on my digital camera.

Step 1: Crack the top of the egg open.

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Step 2: Drink the "soup."

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Step 3: Peel away the rest of the shell.

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Step 4: Eat away the yokey bit that surrounds the fetus.

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Step 5: Put the whole thing into your mouth and chew up the really crunchy feathered baby bird.

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Step 6: Wash the eggy avian infant taste from your mouth with a healthy swig of cold San Miguel beer.

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The Modern Teacher...

There are many great things about teaching for a public school in Korea but my favorite is probably the fact that I actually got training. Aside from the late night gab fests there was a weeks worth of seminars from dawn to dusk. One of the biggest things to consider was how our students interact with technology and how different their relationship with it is from us, even though we aren't really that much older (at least I'm not, some of the veteran teachers have a larger age gap of course). Today's students need a diverse multimedia approach to material to make it engaging. They can't go a day without cell phones, computers, television, and video games...instead of trying to change a wall teachers have to try to incorporate the technological changes into the classroom. For instance, almost none of my students own paper dictionaries but nearly every kid has a cell phone with a dictionary on it. With the strict warning that playing games = Miss Karpen gets a lovely new cell phone, my students can look up words in a way that they feel more comfortable with. Flash cards work all right for presenting new vocabulary but bright slides on a power point work even better. In many ways, I'm old fashioned--I live for that musty smell of books. Yet, in order to reach out to my students I find myself spending hours of my day on education blogs, investigating new ways to get kids motivated and interested. There was an interesting video posted on YouTube about getting kids to 'pay attention.'

Sometimes it's overwhelming to try to wade through all of the information out there, trying to cull out the few gems that will make your lesson a bit better. On a funnier note, I did find a great Mr. Bean clip to use in my restaurant mini unit. Of course this video I can't seem to make embed so here is the link.


Sexually Harassing Girls’ Generation: The Manufacture of Outrage

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“People in their 30s and 40s are emerging as the main cultural consumers, and Girls’ Generation specifically targets the men in that age group,” says Lee Soo-man (53), CEO and producer for SM Entertainment. (Chosun Ilbo, November 2008)

Words to bear in mind as you consider the storm in a teacup that preoccupied Korean entertainment news last week: Girls’ Generation were sexually harassed. Or were they?

In brief, the alleged sexual harassment comes in the form of the cartoon of them below, drawn by Yoon Seo-in (윤서인) and posted on his daily webtoon site Joyride (조이라이드) on the 2nd of January. Outraging fans and attracting a great deal of negative publicity, it was soon withdrawn, and an explanation of the cartoon posted in its place. Threatened with (unspecified) legal action by SM Entertainment however, that was in turn replaced on the 18th with a much more detailed explanation and also apology for any misunderstandings caused (see both in Korean here). But this has not mollified SM Entertainment, who were expecting a direct apology to Girls’ Generation.

Unfortunately, this whole affair raises more questions than answers, which I’ll throw open to readers in a moment. But first, a quick look at Yoon’s background, as very few commentators on the cartoon wouldn’t have taken that into consideration. Indeed, it is rather difficult not to, some of the more notorious cartoons appearing on his usually sexually-themed site including: reacting to the suicide of actress Jang Ja-yeon (장자연) – to a large extent caused by having to prostitute herself to entertainment industry executives – by drawing old men in heaven grateful that a young woman with a good body has come to join them; equating fans of Japanese culture (chinilpa; 친일파) with collaborators during the Japanese colonial period; poking fun at feminists advocating children take a combination of both their father’s and mother’s surnames; implying that by being cute, wearing uniforms, and liking guns (note the innuendo), female police officers are all you need in a woman; and, last but not least, that people only care about the 3 pretty members of the 9 members of Girls’ Generation, and ignore the rest.

To play devil’s advocate for a moment however, given that background then there is little evidence to suggest that he was deliberately courting controversy with this particular cartoon; or at least, no more so than with others. Moreover, there has been a great deal of confusion as to what its joke is exactly, caused by many websites (both English and Korean) unknowingly using a version of the cartoon which had the title and first section removed for some reason.

In that part, the title reads “Past Pictures of Girl’s Generation” [from before they were famous] and – like fans anywhere – in the first section the two characters have suddenly found them and are eager to look. Unlike the pictures of them from before they were famous as expected though, in the second part that you see all nine members doing the jangwon gupjae (장원급제), the old examinations to become a civil official in during the Joseon Dynasty (1392-1910) instead.

This supports Yoon’s claim that the cartoon was intended to be a comment on the practice of “fishing” on popular websites, or giving links to pornography or various advertisements false titles in order to get people to click on them. And in fact, a Korean friend of mine complained of that very thing on dcinside.com, the day before we tried and failed to understand a version of this cartoon without the first part, so I was easily persuaded when she came back with the full cartoon and explanation the next day.

Presumably, that surprise is one element to the humor, as is that fact that the word gwageoh (과거) or “past” in the title also means jangwon gupjae, making a pun. Also, considering how members of Girl’s Generation are invariably dressed in order to appeal to their fan base, then arguably a third element is that if the group had existed 100 years ago, that is indeed how they would have dressed. Fans have been incensed by their outfits, sexual poses(?), and Im Yun-ah’s (임윤아) lewd expression though, and especially by them pounding ricecakes in the final picture, well-known slang for having sex.

Which brings me to my first question: does this qualify as songheerong (성희롱), or sexual harassment?

Actually that may be a moot point, as despite numerous claims by both Korean and English sources that SM Entertainment is threatening to sue Yoon on that basis, I’ve yet to see that specific charge mentioned by any Korean news source. Which raises the additional question of whether the concept of sexual harassment is rather different in Korea, as indeed often happens with recent and largely imported concepts here, but I’ve yet to see any evidence for that either, these recent cases for instance very much sexual harassment by anyone’s definition (see here also).

Regardless, upon first coming across the cartoon at Seoulbeats, I quickly agreed with Vixenvarla’s argument that:

…based on the entire concept and marketing of Girl’s Generation, I don’t feel that this qualifies as sexual harassment. Everything involving this idol group revolves around images of extreme innocence (with sexual innuendos) or extreme sexuality. If we had never seen Girls’ Generation in these types of barely-there outfits or sexually suggestive poses, then the accusations of sexual harassment might work. But, like many other K-pop girl groups, Girls’ Generation was created to be “ogled” over by their target audience- male fans. How can you be angry at the cartoonist for drawing the women in the way they are constantly presented to him?

And I was content to leave it at that. But then I remembered that last year, I paid little attention to the claim that the new term kkulbeokji (꿀벅지) or “honey thighs” was sexist, only to have my opinion changed by this post of Matt’s at Gusts of Popular Feeling, who hadn’t dismissed it as readily as I (mentally) had. Lest I miss something like that again, I decided to give the cartoon a second look. While I’m still intrigued as to what exactly SM Entertainment may ultimately file a lawsuit against Yoon for though, and will keep you informed of developments, I’m afraid I still can’t see the sexual harassment.

Nevertheless, I am more than happy to have it pointed out by readers more knowledgeable than I. After all, I have honestly given the subject little thought previously, largely unenforced gender-related legislation ensuring that it is just one of a number of concerns women workers have to deal with in Korea. Literally the front line between the attitudes that keep half of Korean women out of the workforce and the economic realities that will undermine those however, I realize now though that sexual harassment can only become a more prominent issue over time.

But perhaps a more important question is to what extent cartoonists here have the same rights to lampoon public figures as they do in Western countries? Again, I am on unfamiliar territory, and would be interested in hearing people’s opinions. But I am aware, at least, of how different libel laws are here, as revealed by this case famous among long-term expats. And for those of you interested in something a little more academic, consider Kyu Youm’s 2009 paper “Defining Freedom of the Press and Libel Law: Korea’s Sociopolitical and Legal Experience” which I’ll be poring over this week, and more than happy to discuss!

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a monkey needs to dance and so do you

When I was younger my parents would make these large beautiful pots of tomato sauce that would simmer away for hours on our stove fogging up the kitchen windows and transforming our home into a delicious pasta steam bath. On these long afternoons I would inevitably assume the role of the dreaded sauce thief - a child of incredible mystery who lurked around in the shadows awaiting the perfect moment to pounce forth and steal spoonfuls of sauce while the chefs had their backs turned. When the little redheaded thief was caught she would be scolded and told to wait until the sauce had thickened and menacingly reminded that her hair would only get redder if she kept eating so much sauce. Dejected, I would slink away to plot my next course of action while not-so-secretly vowing that when I grew up, things would be different. I would make my own bigger more delicious pots of sauce and everyone could eat as much sauce as they wanted, when they wanted - thickness and  red hair be damned …

Saturday in Daegu reminded me of this old pact as I realized that I almost spent the entire day fulfilling every kid's dream - eating only deserts for breakfast, lunch, and dinner ....





Chesnuts on the train .... and cotton candy as we walked the streets ...

Chocolate fondue and cappuccino  followed by a slice of tiramisu to warm us up ...


... and after all that sugar was consumed and sound check completed we returned to the love shack where we watched dirty Korean movies and speculated on where the night would take us while the girl with the pink tights tied ribbons in her hair.


And then we started to dance ... because Rhylon's band was so damn good ...

... and how can you stop dancing when the next guy is dressed like this?




...  so we kept dancing  ...





... and I no longer felt any guilt over having consumed all those sugary confections because when you dance like we did, you can eat anything...

















.... and then it was time for pizza in a cup ...


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and after that we danced some more ... but I wasn't allowed to bring my camera so she was shut in a locker until 7am ... we like to dance.

Hans Brew House

Hans Brew House Seomeyon

Microbrewery and German style Hof


Hans Brauhaus is a large very popular German style hof in Seomyeon. Overall its quite good, and just as expensive as you'd expect. Most importantly, its an excellen place to watch Korean try and use knives and forks. Hours of entertainment right there.


They have a variety of sets, which seem to be quite good value. The "Substance Set" is quite substantial, and worth a shot if you don't mind having your dessert served first. Well, you only live once, right? The set does contain a few UFO (Unidentified Fried Objects) as well. To get the best dishes, however, you're better off ordering outside the sets, which will allow you to taste Hans's sausage. Which is what you came here for, isn't it?


Staff are friendly and service is quite fast, and
they'll even churn your icecream bread into a
ready-to-eat mess for you right at the table for you.

On the right is that substantial substance set I mentioned ealier. The mashed potatoes are actually not bad. And you can see the corn, a government-mandated requirement in all western dishes served in Korea.

I did mention that set includes beer, didn't I?



The microbrews are nothing to write home about, but they are *real* beer. And it beats paying 7 or 8 thousand won for an import that's worth 2. (Yeah, that Tiger Beer you're drinking - sells for $1 in SE Asia. For a big bottle.)



Also, the beer is served in those Mediaeval Times style pitchers, which never fails to bring a smile to my face.










Hans also has a free points card too, which allows you to, with enough points, eventually get free brews or even sets. Naturally, you need a great many points to get anything, but with the prices at this joint you could rack them up quite fast. My tip is to bring a group of sausage-loving friends and use your points card for everyone.

So come and get a taste of Hans's german sausage. You know you want it.





Phone: 051-816-007
Location: On the corner near ABC Mart in Seomyeon
English Menu: Yes. Some of the staff speak Englishl.
Vegetarian Option: Yes - try the cheese gratin - its amazing.
Price :

Food from 12,000

Sets from 28,000

Microbrews: 4,000/400ml

27,000/3000ml


Korean government releases 'culture guidelines' for foreigners to follow


Source: Reach to Teach Recruiting

Back in December, the Korean government indicated it may require foreign English teachers to take cultural lessons before beginning their teaching careers here. After careful consideration of which cultural elements to include in the curriculum, the following statement has been released by the National Institute for International Education (NIIED):

"The new class on Korean culture will be required for all English teachers living in Korea, working in Korea, or breathing Korean air. Since Korea makes air purifiers that are available all around the world, that includes you too," the statement begins.

This reporter skipped to page 15, after reading 13 pages introducing the Korean school system, hangeul (the Korean alphabet), and Korea's four distinct seasons:
During this culture class, you will learn many elements of the Korean culture you must adapt to:
  • Speaking nicely to all Koreans
  • Treating older people with absolute deference
  • Treating younger people with absolute deference
  • Treating people the same age as your friends - but remember, they're still above you
  • Expect to pay more for the identical thing than a Korean would - remember, they're above you
  • If female, expect to be pinched, prodded, and commented on. All old Korean men do this - and remember, they're above you.
  • If fat, expect to be pinched, prodded, and commented on. All Korean people do this whether they're anorexic or just skinny.
  • If your face isn't white, don't look surprised if Koreans believe you speak African instead of English.
In addition, there are a number of things foreigners should not attempt to do, even though Koreans do them all the time:
  • Push onto the subway before other people have gotten off
  • Smoke indoors
  • Push to the front of the line at the store, ignoring the fact that there is a line
  • Crawl under subway turnstiles
  • Talk badly about people from other countries or cultures
  • Walk four-wide down the sidewalk, stumbling after drinking too much alcohol
These lists are not meant to be all-inclusive, and we're positive there will be more things added with no warning. Failure to comply with any items, whether published or not, can lead to a warning or termination of your employment, of course.
This reporter researched the people behind the statement - of the 11 men and women credited with the statement's creation, none are or have ever been teachers in their life. "We interviewed a student on what they thought was the best way to teach," an addendum states, in a 6-point font. Additionally, of the 11 names, three were no longer working with the National Institute for International Education, two were under investigation for bribing a number of school officials, and two were dead.

This reporter is at a loss to explain how dead people can write.


This post, along with others sporting the 'satire' tag are satire - completely made up. Not real. Don't drink and rollerblade. That is all.

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This post was originally published on my blog, Chris in South Korea. If you are reading this on another website and there is no linkback or credit given, you are reading an UNAUTHORIZED FEED.

A quick update...

As I've mentioned, they are painting my school. This afternoon they decided to finish painting the teacher's room. Not in the morning when there is no one there but in the afternoon when we are all working. This wouldn't be such a big deal if paint fumes didn't make me nauseous and/or high. It brought back memories of my studio art class in Paris. One day I made the mistake of sitting next to a girl who was overly enthusiastic about her turpentine. Upon leaving class, this conversation ensued:
K (my friend): Are you okay Alex?
Me: ~Giggles stupidly~. I think so, why do you ask?
K: You keep giggling and ...you are walking more bizarrely than usual.
Me: ~Giggles some more~. That girl next to me was using some seriously smelly stuff.
K: The turpentine?
Me: I think so...~laughs stupidly~...wait a second. I think, I think I might have gotten accidentally high!
K: ~Starts laughing with me/at me~

It didn't last for terribly long but I was fairly ridiculous while it did. The sleep deprivation didn't help. ANYWAYS. I'm sitting quietly at my desk in the teacher's room reading my usual education blogs and such when I notice the smell is really starting to get to me. I put on my face mask (and yes, it did look completely toolish to wear that inside) and tried breathing shallowly. As you can imagine, it didn't work so well. After about 5 minutes, the head teacher probably noticed my increasingly gray face told me very sternly to go home. It was the first time I didn't argue with her to stay until I finished whatever inane task I had given myself for the afternoon. I was just like 'thank you! many allergies!' Turned off my computer and bolted. My head still feels a bit funny. I have no idea how the painters go without even wearing basic face masks.

Dear Lungs/head,
Please stop hating me. I rescued you from the fumes.
Love,
Alex

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