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Busan FM tonight!

Hello all. As soon as my friend gives me the pictures you will get to see me on a ridiculous zipline adventure course that I did yesterday. Until then, I'm on the radio tonight at (90.5MHz) about 7:30 pm Korea time though the show starts at 7 with famous K-blogger James Turnball from the Grand Narrative, a blog focusing on gender relations and sociology in Korea. For those of you tuning in from outside of Korea, you can listen to it streaming after the fact.

After the show there will be a post show chat between the 3 of us live on KoreaBridge's webcast. Who knows? I mean if you have nothing better to do, it will be fun to laugh at me!

Spaz update: NONE! I managed to do everything yesterday without grievous injury. Assah!

Not Moscow Too

After repeated diplomatic insults, I’d think Seoul would want to regain wartime OPCON from the US. Even Russia has dared to snub the Lee administration. No respect!

According to military and foreign affairs supports connected to Russia, the Russian government provided notification of its independent investigation results only to the Chinese and U.S. governments last week, and South Korea only found out about the content indirectly through those two countries.

Following this, 1st Vice Minister of Foreign Affairs and Trade Shin Kak-soo summoned Russian Ambassador to South Korea Konstantin Vnukov to the Foreign Ministry on July 4 to express “astonishment” at Russia’s investigation findings because the findings were a complete contradiction to the South Korean government’s announcement. They also expressed severe dismay about the fact that Russian notified only the U.S. and China about the findings, while leaving South Korea out of the communication loop.

Foreign affairs sources reported that Shin used forceful and diplomatically irregular language to denounce Russia’s behavior, calling it “unfriendly conduct that violates trust,” “bewildering,” and “disappointing.” It was also reported to Shin pro
osed additional discussions with Russia during the meeting, and that the South Korean government subsequently provided additional information to the Russian government.

“Was it not the South Korean government that provided assistance to the Russian investigation, saying that they would be objective?” asked a former senior official in foreign affairs and national security, adding that the Russian investigation results “raise fundamental doubts about the [South Korean] government’s announcement of its Cheonan investigation findings.”

I’m not a technical expert, but it just seems to pile on insults too that the Russian investigation team into the Cheonan sinking offered more than one scenario for the sinking, which makes Seoul appear even more questionable.

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Filed under: Korea, Maritime, Military, Russia, Science Tagged: cheonan, dprk, lee myung bak, north korea, rok

Slipping the Noose

I have to push back against the assumption – perhaps wishfful thinking – that the DPRK is on its last legs. I’m skeptical for no other reason than the long record Pyongyang has of beating odds. Bradley O. Babson offers some optimism for those like me that would rather not watch the DPRK explode.

North Korea’s finances are a particularly important area where risks are high. There have been episodes of technical dialogue with outside experts and a willingness to send younger officials abroad for training in modern financial practices. But the leadership has not taken advantage of opportunities to obtain advice and assistance on how to reform its domestic financial system or modify its practices to conform to international norms. Financial sanctions imposed by the United Nations and the United States target North Korea’s vulnerabilities which stem from its low level of integration in the international financial system and reliance on foreign exchange to finance imports essential to maintaining regime loyalty among the elite and high priority military programs.

In response to the deepening financial distress caused by economic sanctions, a botched currency reform and a loss of foreign exchange earnings from inter-Korean activities, the North Korean leadership has demanded increased “loyalty” payments from entities capable of mobilizing foreign exchange and strengthened control over foreign investment by expanding the role of the Taepung Investment Group as the primary channel for negotiations with future investors, especially from China. Protecting the prerogatives of the inner circle has trumped improving the efficiency of the economy through serious financial system reform. But this is not a recipe for success in building a foundation for becoming a “strong and prosperous nation” by 2012 or in reducing the financial vulnerabilities that North Korea faces.

In this situation, will the realigned leadership in the Party, National Defense Commission and Cabinet not only be entrusted with supporting a succession of power, but also with shepherding a change in financial policies and economic governance? Will it function the way the Politburo does in China or Vietnam, providing policy direction for advancing economic reform that is coordinated with a domestic political transition and the restructuring of external security and economic relations?

Facing reality will require not only mustering political will but also the technical capacity to pursue economic reforms that will deliver growth and integration with the international system. That will require the North to accept assistance in designing and implementing a reform program that will put its economy on a path towards sustainable growth, as North Korea does not have the capacity to become a competent member of the international financial and business community on its own. It will also require giving permission to younger technocrats to acquire the knowledge, skills and experience to secure a generational transfer of governance that will serve the country in the coming decades. If North Korea can move in these directions, it may be able to eventually meet its goals of broad-based prosperity and reduced financial vulnerability.

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Filed under: Business/Economy, East Asia, Korea, Politics Tagged: bradley o. babson, china, dprk, jang song taek, north korea, prc, vietnam

Stagnant Waters but a Hopeful Future

안녕하세요!
你好!
こんにちは!

Well, the week is over. I'll refrain from using any expletives to describe it and just say that this past week was tense.

Had to put up with a bit of ridiculousness from certain individuals, but only for a bit more, and then I can start anew in a different town.

I'll tell you what people, I'm really missing Uni. right now. All of that studying, test taking, paper writing... yeah, that's my kind of atmosphere. This going to work and doing the same darn thing every single day is really starting to grate on my nerves. I wasn't cut out for monotony.

Hopefully new job will offer a bit more spice. I'll be working with adults as opposed to children. While I'm going to miss my little adorables (Kindergarten through 11 yrs old), I would not be able to truthfully say that I'm going to be all broken up over leaving the and 12-13 year olds. I like the kids, I really do, but I have to put up with major attitudes, and they're sometimes just plain rude.

Since I'm a foreign teacher I get a lot more crap from them than the Korean teachers do because those kids know that I'm not going to punish them the way that the Korean teachers would.

Also, since I work at a private school (after school hours for the little munchkins) usually the older kids are sick and tired of class by the time they get to academy. They have no energy, they moan, they space out, they stare at me listlessly, they straight up ignore me, and they even sleep sometimes.

Honestly, I feel bad for them most of the time because I know that a lot of them are just overworked and stressed out. But then there are those small few who aren't either of those, they're just disrespectful in general. But it's my job and responsibility to teach them, so I've got to do my best to push them forward in their learning whether they like it or not.

I'm now sorry to all of my high-school teachers who ever had to put up with any crap from me. Specifically my Spanish Teacher. Thank you Senora Pathman for all of the hard work that you put into giving me a good education. Thank you for encouraging me and being kind even when I didn't deserve it. Thank you for getting onto me when I didn't pay attention in class, and you were an awesome teacher so I'm sorry these days that I didn't listen to you more. Thank you for gently but sternly showing me that to get what we want we have to work hard. Sliding by isn't going to cut it, and if we don't work hard and as a result we do poorly we shouldn't complain.

I hope that in the future I can become a better teacher and teach the way that she did, with love, encouragement, enthusiasm, and passion.

How I Feel About Teaching

So far though I really love being a teacher. I didn't realize it up until recently, but I actually ENJOY the English language. I remember hating grammar in school, but now... When we start talking about present progressive and object pronouns in class I get this weird extra burst of energy.

Me: *backflip, toe touch, cartwheel* "OBJECT PRONOUNS! YEAH!!!!!!!!" *\(^.^)/*
Students: "Scary teacher...."

I know. Not that interesting for students... but this is their reaction when I try to talk about anything else.

Me: "What kind of music do you like?"
Students: *Blank Stare*
Me: "Uh... music anyone?"
Student: "Teacher... I music don't like."
Me: "What? Why?"
Student: *shrug*

Me: "Videogames. Who likes them?"
Students * Everyone raises their hand*
Me: "Alright, what kind of video games do you like to play?"
Students *blank stare*
Me: "Come on guys!!!!"
Boy student: *brings his hands up like little guns and points them at fellow boy student* "Pew pew!!!!"
Me: "Oooookay."

Now, keep in mind that this just happens with my older students. My younger students are all over the place with English. They'll talk about ANYTHING.

Me: "Who likes rocks?"
Younger Students: "OMG TEACHER! ROCKS ARE SO AWESOME! ONCE, I WENT TO THE BEACH AND MY LITTLE BROTHER PICKED UP THIS SHELL AND THEN....." *10 minutes later* "AND THAT'S WHEN THE ROCK TURNED ORANGE!"

Ah, who am I kidding. I'm gonna miss all of them a little bit when I change schools. Even the annoying older ones.

ANYWAY

There's really no major news update for the now, other than a reminder to all who are intersted:

EPIC LANGUAGE ADVENTURES project. Info is available in a few posts below. More info if you e-mail [email protected].

Hope to hear from you soon.

Also, hope to have something a bit more exciting and interesting to post about next time.

Until then,

~A.


Korean Gender Reader

( Left: source. Right: Change Begins Here, by Self-portrait_Girl )

A slew of negative stories this week I’m afraid.

1. “10-19 is the perfect age to show a lot of skin”

With apologies for copying and pasting so much of it here, but Mellowyel’s post really is a great introduction to this week’s main stories:

…two articles from yesterday peaked my interest: one being the comments of South Korean model Choi Eun-jung (최은정) saying that “10-19 is the perfect age to show a lot of skin” and “Since the sexy concept is the trend, the young idols are carrying it out. Is it really necessary to look at all of this from a negative perspective?” The other was the news that all the music chart shows were upping their age rating from 12 to 15 because of the sexy dancing and clothing.

Of course, Choi Eun-jung’s opinion shouldn’t be dismissed simply because of her occupation, but on the other hand she’s hardly a dispassionate observer of the fashion industry either: until very recently a high school gravure model, she appears to have become famous primarily for appearing semi-nude in the Mnet reality show I Am A Model at 17, albeit overshadowed somewhat by Park Seo-jin (박서진) above who was only 14. And Mellowyel is spot on with the wider issues these stories raise, echoed in The Lolita Effect that I’ve just finished reading (my emphases):

What i find interesting about both of these articles is that what is under consideration is the affect that the exposure of skin has on the public, and no one is talking about how the women themselves feel about it. Do young girls ages 10-19 generally WANT to wear skimpier clothing, and are simply not being allowed to? Do female k-pop idols they feel empowered by being able to wear sexier outfits on stage than Korean culture normally allows? Or do they feel objectified knowing that they’re dressing and dancing that way simply to attract fans? This is a problem that I feel a lot of women performers face, and have to negotiate through their choices of clothing and performance – when they have them….

….Korean rap artist Defconn responded to Choi Eun-jung’s comments with outrage, suggesting that she was not considering the feelings of other young girls, and her comments are improper in light of recent news about sexual offenses against elementary school students. Which wouldn’t bother me if it didn’t remind me of the common thought process of people towards women who have been sexually harassed or assaulted – “They were dressing provocatively so they are complicit in the crime.” I agree completely that young girls dressing provocatively could draw attention of the wrong kind, but I have never heard a sex offender say that he assaulted a woman or girl because she was wearing a short skirt. More often than not, a woman is sexually assaulted simply because she’s at the wrong place at the wrong time, and cannot defend herself successfully. It would be great if people could focus less on what the woman did to get herself assaulted (which is often, nothing) and focus instead on the motivations of the attacker.

I think Defconn’s comments come from the right place, though….

There’s a great deal more where that came from, and I also couldn’t agree more with her point that Choi Eun-jung’s comments that “older women” in bikinis are “disgusting” is infuriating (source above: allkpop).

2. Sex crimes against children put under a microscope by the media

Meanwhile, the recent numerous sexual offenses against elementary students described above are very real, and Matt at Gusts of Popular Feeling provides a typically well-researched and comprehensive summary of them. Probably the most important point to take away from it however, is that in fact this level of attacks is normal:

I found that comment [in this editorial] about the “recent series” of sexual assaults interesting, especially considering the statistics in the next paragraph. Put simply, if 1,017 children and 1,447 teens (between 13 and 15) are victims of sex crimes every year, that adds up to 3 children and 4 teens between 13 and 15 being victimized every day (on average). There is not a “recent series” of such sexual crimes – this is always happening. It’s just that the media has decided – as it does whenever a particular case angers people – to highlight these cases…

On the positive side though, such attention has fat least forced both police and schools to belatedly consider a number of measures to improve their security, although naturally I think some schools’ decisions to completely ban fathers from school grounds was rather misguided. Also the police are to use electronic means to keep track of sex criminals’ whereabouts:

The police will create a nationwide database on sex criminals this month as part of its war to combat sex crimes against children.

An electronic map will be created, marking previous crime sites and the residences of people liable to commit such crimes.

Locations with high odds of such crimes will be flagged and local police will increase their patrol of the sites.

The map will include initial data on 16-hundred convicted sex criminals. The police aim to up that number to 12-thousand over the long term.

Once the map is completed, a warning system, based on data gathered over the past three years, will also be introduced.

The police will also form an exclusive squad on sex crimes targeting children.

Also, see Sociological Images for an innovative but controversial anti-rape campaign in the U.K. (example above) that focuses on men rather than women for a change, with the logic that “stopping predation, harassment, and violence by men requires telling men not to do those things, and telling women to restrict their activities to avoid men who might victimize them is only doubly oppressive.”

3. English teacher in Daegu under suspicion for sexual misconduct with students

In light of the above, it will be interesting to see if this receives a typically disproportionate amount of the media attention. See The Marmot’s Hole for more details, and again Matt provides some historical context.

4. Word of warning

Again (see here, here and #1 here) an expat teacher in Seoul has been sexually attacked, and when she tried to report it to police she was told to leave because they were too busy with other cases.

Read more at Hot Yellow Fellows.

5. Actor Choi Chul-ho (최철호) caught hitting a woman on CCTV

Details in English available at allkpop.

Update: He has since made a public apology.

6. Korea has the highest rate of female suicides in the OECD

So Yonhap News claims:

The suicide rate of South Korean women ranks highest among major advanced nations, data showed Thursday, indicating that they are having difficulty in coping with growing stress from work, marriage and household responsibilities.

According to the data offered by Statistics Korea, 18.7 out of every 100,000 women here committed suicide in 2008, the third leading cause for female deaths in the country after cerebrovascular and heart diseases, whose rates stood at 58.3 and 23.6, respectively.

And this is echoed by Arirang, The Chosun Ilbo, and The Korea Times, the last of which notes that “the figure is higher than traffic accidents, gastric and lung cancer and other causes”, while The Economist also provides the sobering statistic that “an average of around 40 people a day took their own lives in 2009, an increase of nearly 19% on 2008″.

Curiously, The Korea Herald uses the same data, but argues that suicide is only the 5th leading cause of death for women. But regardless of which source is the more correct, it does at least provide the helpful, broad visual comparison between the genders on the right.

Finally, see The Marmot’s Hole for some analysis:

Bernard Rowan, professor of political science at Chicago State University weights in on the question after hearing of the death of Park Yong-Ha, the 33 year old actor found dead in his home last week in an apparent suicide.  Links on his death in the BBC, Wall Street Journal and The Chosun Ilbo.  Given Park’s role in Winter Sonata, there were a number of Japanese fans that mourned his death as well.

Former and current Korean entertainment stars commit suicide with disturbing regularity, but rarely does it attract attention from American professors.  Bernard appears knowledgeable enough about Korea to say a few interesting things, including suicide’s possible link to the concept of “haan”.

7. Poor working conditions for entertainers

Not unrelated to the previous story, probably most readers here are already well aware of the grueling schedules and slave-like contracts of most entertainers, including those hopefuls that train for many years with their respective entertainment companies, with no guarantee that will ever actually be included in a new group. As Extra! Korea reveals however, not only are hopefuls beginning as young as 10 years old, but average entertainers make barely more than minimum wage too. And even KARA (카라), currently one of Korea’s most popular girl groups, live in conditions worse than many university students’.

See here also for the original Straits Times story on young K-pop hopefuls, The JoongAng Daily for more on their working conditions, and Omona! They Didn’t and The Choun Ilbo for one lawmaker’s attempts to clean up the industry.

( Sidelong Glance by Drab Makyo )

8. Divorced husbands from interracial marriages establish rights group

They may have a point here:

“In divorce suits, judges tend to weigh on testimonies from wives, who claim to have been victimized by domestic violence or other mishaps caused by us, Korean husbands. They are untrue from time to time.

However, I seriously doubt that it is Korean husbands that suffer more from a lack of legal representation than their usually non-Korean speaking, penniless wives:

Still, husbands, the majority of those who cannot afford a proper lawyer, are labeled as offenders,” the group’s spokesman Cho, who declined to identify himself further, said.

Read more at The Korea Times.

9. Women working in some previously male-only occupations.

Some good news from The Korea Herald:

…The Statistics Korea report said Monday the number of women entering the field of medicine had increased more than any other field in the past few years. In comparison to a mere 13.6 percent of female dentists in 1980, More than 24.5 percent of Korea’s dentists in 2008 were women.

“Only 2.4 percent of Oriental medicine doctors were female in 1980, but this has increased to 5.9 percent in 1990 and to 15.7 percent by 2008,” the report said…

However, the report is lax in not reporting the wider context: unlike in the U.S., where the financial crisis’s effects on the male-dominated construction and manufacturing industries meant that for the first time in history, more women than men are working there, in Korea women were overwhelmingly targeted for lay-offs, as they comprised the bulk of irregular workers. See almost every previous Korean Gender Reader for more information(!), starting with #1 here and #2 here from early-2009.

10. Keyboard Warriors Against Young Women

Korea is notorious for its increasing internet vigilantism, but until I read this report at Global Voices by Lee Yoo-eun, I’d completely overlooked the gender component to it; in short, it is overwhelmingly done by male netizens against female targets (image source: unknown):

The cyber-vigilantism (or bullying) in Korea, is practiced mostly by men. More reasonable voices online have analyzed this phenomenon as modern witch hunting performed by belligerent netizens, in reaction to Korean women gaining more power while men struggle under heaping social and economic pressure. The ‘girls’ are everyday people who have been caught doing something annoying, mean or idiotic. But unfortunately, by ticking off vocal Korean netizens, it takes only a day for their lives to be mercilessly ruined.

11. Diet pills out of vogue after report on ill effects

Neither food nor medicine, unfortunately diet pills exist in a legal gray area between them that allows Korean companies to brazenly make completely spurious claims of their effects, so this news is encouraging:

Doctors, or at least the less philistinic of them, have been trying to drum home the same message again and again: weight loss drugs can be addictive and harmful and should be regarded as a last resort. Now, the sharply declining sales of slimming pills suggest that consumers have finally begun to listen.

According to industry figures, the local market for weight loss pills was worth around 20.01 billion won (about $16.4 million) during the Jan.-March period, representing close to a 10 percent decline year-on-year. It bears further watching whether the first-quarter slide proves to be more than just a speed bump ― the market’s revenue for the entire year of 2009 reached 101.1 billion won, a dramatic increase from the 60.3 billion won of 2006.

However, with health authorities issuing warnings about possible side effects related to the country’s two best selling slimming pills, it’s reasonable to think that consumers are legitimately scared.

Read more at The Korea Times.

( Source )

12. Gay actor’s lone fight against prejudice

The JoonAng Daily has an inspiring article about Hong Suk-chun’s (홍석천) coming out and eventual financial success, but unfortunately it’s rather telling that no other Korean public figure of his stature has done so in the 10 years since:

…In fact, society is still so closed off to sexual minorities that a recent SBS TV drama, “Life is Beautiful,” which portrays gay characters and romance, caused the People’s Association Against Pro-Homosexuality Laws to run anti-homosexuality advertisements in the country’s biggest conservative newspaper, the Chosun Ilbo, from late May to early June.

“In Korea, public awareness and social backing for gays and lesbians are still extremely far off,” said Li En, an activist at the Korean Sexual Minority Culture and Rights Center. “Although Hong Suk-chun fought the tide and succeeded, we still remember when he was fired by all the broadcasters the day after he came out. In a country where an anti-homosexuality ad runs in the biggest newspaper, how many do you think will actually sacrifice everything they have to come out?”

See here also for a summary of the state of LGBT rights in Korea over the last decade.

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Filed under: Korean Gender Reader Tagged: Choi Chul-ho, Choi Eun-jung, Hong Suk-chun, 성폭행, 홍석천, 최은정, 최철호, Rape, Suicide
  

 

adventureganza

my first friday in busan appears to have been a harbinger of good times.

first, to the pet cafe, where i met my dog soulmate.

too bad he’s too big for my wee apartment.

then, just outside taejongdae state park.

we ate fresh seafood at these lovely tents on a beach made from big, rounded stones.


it was an up-all-night affair, including a hike, a twisted ankle, sweet rice wine that was not makgeolli but was like makgeolli, which is to say, i don’t remember its name. in the morning, new friends walked me to the metro for the 5:30 train.

i still wasn’t sleepy, so i explored jwa-dong market at the vendors got ready for the day.




i did a lot of watching, especially the bakers churning out their little cakes. turns out, if you stare at people long enough, they’ll just give you food! like this cake…

…or some of the bland bean stuff this lovely woman was preparing.

it wasn’t so tasty, but i didn’t want to let the generous people who gave it to me see me toss it, so i put it in my pocket, where is sort of melted.


 

Sweet Home Alabama

I love the South and Alabama in particular.  You get the "yes sir" and "yes ma'am" in the south.  People wave to you when you're driving by.  Folks will hold the door open for you.  Smoke actually comes out of the exhaust stacks of barbecue restaurants in the south.  What kind of real barbecue place doesn't have smoke coming out of its stack?  The kind without barbecue pits, that's what kind.  I digress.  Only in the south can you get SEC football, large mouth bass, Golden Flake potato chips, Blue Bell ice cream, black eyed peas, sweet tea and multiple American Idol winners.  Okay, so maybe you can get some of these things outside of the south, but it just ain't the same if you're not enjoying those things with company that boasts a friendly drawl or southern twang - especially company of the female persuasion with a sweet, syrupy southern accent.  I'm a very lucky man to have married my southern belle.  Yeah, Carol's drawl is pretty much gone but all it takes is that weekly phone call to her mama and she's back on the twang wagon once again.  At least for the duration of that phone call anyway.

So after leaving Korea in colorful and almost accident-free fashion (see previous blog post), we landed in Birmingham. Alabama to spend a few days of visiting with Carol's family.  Wish we could've stayed for the 4th of July, but the timing just didn't work out.  Still, it was good to get our Alabama fix.



We picked these from Uncle Sammy's blueberry bushes.  That's become a favorite summer past time now.  Nothing like grabbing a handful of these bad boys and plopping them in your mouth.  Veruca Salt, eat your heart out.


So these are the ones that CJ picked.  His are a little less "blue."  I'm thinking the reason is because of his slight colorblindness.  The setting sun didn't help much either.


Carol's Mom made a nice blueberry pie from Uncle Sammy's blueberry bushes.  The pie was quickly inhaled.  Eating massive quantities of food was a common theme during our time in Alabama.  Must get on a workout program soon. 


Gotta have dessert for a balanced meal.  Blue Bell is a southern staple...


 ...so are sleepy dogs on hot sidewalks.  The quick brown fox jumped over the ... For all of you that never took a typing class, I'll let you google the ending to that sentence. 


Although CJ's game of choice is chess these days, the boys enjoyed a friendly game of checkers down in the country.


What self respecting southerner doesn't own a Robert E. Lee statue or other Civil War print or memorabilia?


Here's the bookshelf of a beloved family member and obvious southerner.  While reading some of these books may help folks to better understand the south, to capture the true southern essence, you have to come on down and experience it for yourself.


One of our all time southern favorites.  Gotta love the CB.  This is where I discovered that pancakes with holes is a good thing.


I also discovered the simplest of intelligence tests at the Cracker Barrel.  Are you familiar with this game that they have on their tables?


Not to brag (which means I'm about to brag), according to my last attempt at this game, I'm a genius.


The view from Aunt Annie and Uncle David's porch.


 Chilling with the Alabama cousins.  Cooper is sporting a fresh mohawk.


 CJ with Uncle Sammy and Carol's Mom. 


The family was nice enough to do a pre-4th of July pool party since we couldn't be there for the big bash.  We even did the parade around the pool, honored the military veterans and recited the Pledge of Allegiance.  Very nice. 

We arrive in Memphis in two days.  Living in Tennessee, we'll be able to visit Carol's family a whole lot more now. This is the closest we've ever lived to family throughout my entire career. It's about a four hour drive from Memphis to Birmingham.  I'm thinking Carol's accent might become a little more prominent during this two year tour.  I'm hoping our eating habits won't mirror the last couple of days.  Either way, we're glad to be back in the south and closer to Sweet Home Alabama.

p.s.  Since we're no longer in Korea, changes will be coming to the blog.  Coming soon...

Korea’s Captain Planet and other jobs.

The world is still reeling from the economic crisis. Unemployment in the US is just under 10%, England and France  are not far behind with almost 8% (April 2010). Greece’s economy has been in turmoil with a rescue package drawn up to save them. And what of Korea? Their unemployment is almost half of England at 3.8% (April 2010), so what are they doing different? With electronic giants Samsung and LG, car manufacturers KIA and Hyundai, they are contributing to Korea’s expanding workforce with their desire for a bigger global share in their respective markets.

One way to keep unemployment low in a country is to remove all bins in populated areas, that way people are either forced to carry their rubbish further, therefore increasing their journey or they can drop it.

We have now created a demand to clean the streets: Looking for woman, too old to be taught anything new, to clean up the dirty streets of Korea. Has to be stooped over from severe physical labour all her life. We will accept applicants who are disfigured and general social outcasts. The pay is poor, however you will be provided with a cart and bell.

Another way to lower unemployment, is to not rely on technology that makes things safer when crossing the street, in particular pedestrian crossings:  Looking for a young man or a woman, who is flamboyant in style to help pedestrians cross the street while the green man is lit. Must have the ability to wave glowing neon sticks around in a commanding way. People with a background in dance will be given extra consideration. Preferred, but not necessary to have a large repertoire of costumes.

Also: Korean men required. To offer their mind and body to their country for just 21 months when you reach 19. Men with severe health issues and/or who are heavily tattooed may not be considered. Apply before 2014 to get free three compulsory months.

And: Needed attractive woman, needs the ability to speak in a microphone. Will spend their days working in an open air covered environment helping drivers park their cars. Must have a nice fast high pitched tone to greet drivers as they enter the car park. Must be able to count from 1-5 (in Korean) and have the knack of telling their left from their right. This job has a high staff turnover.

Finally: English teacher needed. Must have the ability to speak English and come from an English native speaking country. A teaching qualification is not required as we are basing employment solely on looks. Filipinos, blacks, latinos, asians, will be considered as a last resort. Pays well.

Jobs like these can help the nations economies thrive once more.

© John Brownlie 2010


The UNSC Cheonan Statement Is a Gift the US Doesn’t Deserve

I’m not surprised. Dismayed, yes. But, strangely I feel vindicated.

Friday’s U.N. Security Council statement condemning the March sinking the South Korean warship Cheonan, but not fingering the culprit, may look like another example of the grubby compromises required to close a deal here.

But it could have been a lot worse.

In the final stages of the closed door negotiations of the text, North Korea’s veto-wielding champion, China’s U.N. envoy Li Baodong, sought to gut the statement of any language that even hinted at North Korean responsibility, diplomats familiar with the talks told Turtle Bay.

China’s efforts on behalf of North Korea reflected Beijing’s concern that its nuclear-armed neighbor might respond provocatively if it were confronted by a direct charge of committing an act of war. So, China dedicated weeks of its considerable diplomatic firepower to lessening the sting of the U.N. response.

For instance, China proposed replacing four references in the statement to the word “attack “– as in the Cheonan suffered an attack — for the milder words “incident” and “act,” those officials said. The watered down language would have made it easier for North Korea to suggest, for example, that the Cheonan had been split in two by accident.

So, instead of condemning the “attack which led to the sinking of the Cheonan,” the Chinese wanted to condemn the “act which led to the sinking of the Cheonan.” It may not sound like much of a difference. But it’s an important one: the American negotiators, led by U.S. ambassador Susan E. Rice, have based their contention that the U.N. statement really does blame North Korea for torpedoing the South Korea vessel on the fact that nobody else but Seoul’s mortal enemy, North Korea, had a motive for mounting an attack.

“This statement is notable, and I think is clear because in the first instance, it uses the term attack repeatedly, which you don’t have to be a scholar of the English language to understand it’s not a neutral term,” Rice said.

China also sought to remove any language indicating that the council “expresses its deep concern” over the findings of a South Korean-led allied investigation into the attack. That provision, which stayed in the final text, provided the strongest hint, in an otherwise noncommittal statement, that North Korea probably fired on the Cheonan.

I always knew the United Nations could conduct diplomacy in such a cryptic manner that no one would be satisfied, and no one would even be able to use straight language to explain what the UN had purported to do. The Cheonan statement is a masterpiece of obfuscation. And, even its harshest critics have managed not to call for the UN’s dismantling in the wake of this “compromise”. Or, is it a “climb-down” Has Sinic culture permeated global mores so thoroughly, that even the US needs to save face?

The ROK currently fields a SAM network that would have been state of the art in the 1960s, and effective into the early 1980s. The modernization programs underway will correct many of its deficiencies and shortcomings, allowing the network to achieve technological parity with other nations in the region and provide capable and effective defense well into the 21st Century. Hopefully the ROK’s citizens will find their government’s desire to defend them acceptable.

And, however supportive one wants to be of Seoul’s political existence, the Cheonan sinking and embarrassingly too frequent other mishaps highlight the debilitated state of an ally which on paper should be able to handle the North Korean paper tiger in a fair fight with ease. But, even more worryingly, the ROK-US alliance itself is in no condition to deserve a bellicose verdict – even if it can still do business.

Obama tried to deliver some concrete results as well to demonstrate his focus on Asia. After a year of suggesting the administration might just scuttle the U.S.–South Korea free-trade deal signed during the Bush administration, in late June Obama announced that the White House would push for its ratification, which would create the most important American trade deal since the North American Free Trade Agreement was passed early in the Clinton administration. Obama also set a specific timetable, calling for the Korea deal to be completed by November.

But he has made similar moves before, only to abandon them. In the early days of his administration, he declared himself the first “Pacific president” and said he wanted to distinguish himself from George W. Bush by sending the message to the world’s fastest-growing and most populous region that America is once again engaged in Asia. At a regional Asian gathering in July 2009, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton said the “United States is back” in Asia. The White House built on that promise by quickly notching a series of Asian triumphs. It acceded to the Treaty of Amity and Cooperation, a cornerstone of the Association of Southeast Asian Nations and a document the Bush administration had refused to sign. Last November, Obama sat down with all 10 ASEAN leaders, the first time an American president had taken that step. The White House launched plans for a “comprehensive partnership” with Indonesia, a country where Obama, unlike Bush, enjoyed enormous popularity, in part because he spent four years of his childhood in Jakarta. Result: early in his term he boasted high approval ratings nearly everywhere in Asia, from Indonesia to India and even China, where two thirds of respondents in one BBC poll believed America’s relations with the world would improve under Obama.

But then these efforts began to go downhill. Distracted by the Middle East, the war in Afghanistan, and an increasingly toxic political environment at home, Obama made little progress with Asia. He appeared distrustful of the new Japanese government and unsure of how to build on the relationship with India. In early June he canceled a planned trip to Indonesia—for the third time—angering many of his Indonesian supporters and reminding Asians of the Bush administration, which also did not seem to understand the value of putting in face time to improve diplomacy in the region. The Obama White House also invested precious little capital pushing trade initiatives in Asia. And even with the region’s giants—India, Japan, and China—the administration often appears to be ignoring their central concerns or simply alienating their leaders.

The Obama administration has put itself into the diplomatic position where this North Korean offer is the best it might be able to expect for its bluster.

The Korean People’s Army is proposing a working-level (Colonel) military meeting with the US to discuss the Cheonan investigation. This is North Korea’s counter-proposal to the US, which had proposed a meeting of this kind in June to explain the results of the official investigation to the North Koreans.

It’s indulgently cathartic to rage moralistically about the “murder” of the Cheonan crew, or rail against “flaccid” UN rhetoric. But, the Obama administration is lucky it got anything, that doesn’t expose its military and diplomatic vulnerabilities in the Northeast Asian region. I mourn, too, for the Cheonan 46. They died in the name of an alliance that for all practical purposes – like keeping 46 sailors safe – does not exist.

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