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Poll results from November 2010: commute to work and K-pop thoughts?
Wow. A huge number of voters this month came out to party in November - thanks so much!
What is your commute to work like? (for readers in Korea - 232 votes)
I walk to work | 119 (51%) |
I bike to work | 12 (5%) |
It's a subway ride | 32 (13%) |
It's a bus ride | 40 (17%) |
Subway ride AND a bus | 10 (4%) |
I drive my own car | 19 (8%) |
I must say I'm a little surprised here - in most cases, schools tend to place teachers in apartments near the schools. I suspect some of the 42% not using foot or bike power live in neighborhoods of their choosing, which isn't necessarily where the school is located.
What do you think of K-pop? (for readers outside of Korea - 183 votes)
I love it - there's nothing else on my MP3 player | 51 (27%) |
I like it - there's a few songs I know by heart | 55 (30%) |
It's OK - not my favorite, but it's still alright | 23 (12%) |
Meh - not my thing | 39 (21%) |
I haven't had the chance to listen to it | 8 (4%) |
Isn't that a new band out of Seattle? | 7 (3%) |
Again, a little surprised at the popularity of K-pop. Living in Korea means it's hard to tell how popular something is outside of Dae Han Min Guk. Unless you've been living in a cave (or Seattle), you've surely heard a K-pop song or two, although you may or may not have known it at the time.
December 2010's poll questions are up: for my wonderful readers around the world, choose the biggest / most important Korean news story of 2010! For my equally wonderful readers in Korea, choose the biggest expat news story of 2010. If you're reading this in an RSS reader, you'll need to visit the blog to cast your vote :)
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Sex and The Island: Jeju Loveland Exposed
Take a peep inside Korea’s taboo busting erotic theme park where love oriented art and eroticism meet unabashed.
A statue of a fornicating faun, the half-human-half-goat creature from Greek mythology, holds a naked woman in the air by her hips. Their gravity-defying position looks like they are going for the gold medal in some sort of sexual Olympics.
Just beyond a massive green hand the size of an SUV reaches out from under the ground, as if a giant woman (or man) was buried just under the surface. The fingers are spread wide like the legs of spider. The middle one is pushed inside a heart-shaped vagina rising from the ground: covered in a ceramic tile mosaic a la Antonio Gaudi.
Looking around it’s easy to think you’re on a tour at Hugh Heffner’s Playboy Mansion. However, this erotic theme park is actually on a small island in conservative South Korea. How can it be?
Island Mentality
Jeju Loveland started in 2002 when 20 artists from Hongik University in Seoul were commissioned to create sculptures for the park. It eventually opened in 2004. According to the park’s website, this humorous love theme park is a place where visitors can appreciate the natural beauty of love.
The park is also the country’s ultimate cultural anomaly. Only just decades ago police walked the streets of Seoul with rulers to measure the length of women’s skirts, and kissing on TV or in the movies was taboo. Couples rarely held hands in the street then. Even today most Korean’s don’t kiss or hug in public.
The park now has over 140 sculptures representing sexual organs and positions, sex toys, “hands-on” exhibits, and much more. Jeju Island or “The Rock” as it is lovingly referred to by expats living here, is probably the only place in Korea something so taboo in this country’s Confucian culture could exist.
To understand why what happens in Jeju stays on Jeju, look no further than the most frequent visitors to the unofficial Hawaii of Korea – honeymooners. The island is hugely popular with Korean newly weds and the park is seen as a place to, umm, “grease the wheels” of many a honeymooning couple. Seeing that Korea has the lowest birthrate in the OECD, it is unlikely the park will be shut down anytime soon.
Just Smile and Say “Kimchi”
Walking through the park it’s hard not to feel awkward, especially when you make eye contact with Koreans getting their photo taken in front of a massive one-story tall ass while sitting on a cow-sized penis, saying “kimchi”, and making a V with their fingers. But then those are the oddly funny travel memories you take with you and cherish the rest of your life.
Whether you are on your honeymoon or just want to see the most un-Korean theme park in Korea, a visit to Loveland will undoubtedly be a memorable one. Be sure to bring some water though because you may find your temperature rising by the end of your visit. And if you forget to bring your own, you can always take a drink from the park’s water fountain: a statue of a naked man with a penis for a spigot that is peeing into a urinal. Just remember to hold up your fingers, make a V, and say “kimchi” for the camera when you take a sip!
Getting There: Jeju Loveland is only 10 minutes from Jeju International Airport. There is a map here.
Hours of Operation: 9:00am to midnight
Admission: 7,000 Won
Phone: +82 64 712-6988
Website: www.jejuloveland.com (English)
it pays to bond
Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining. I like the day shift, I like younger kids, I like that it's within walking distance of my apartment.
I'm very grateful for this job. It's probably the sole best thing that happened to me this year. It wasn't without complications, however. We've had another Korean teacher tell us she thinks we've got it easy.
And I'm not here to debate that tonight. Because I can see two sides to this viewpoint. I'm just stating that once you learn what you Korean coworkers think of you and your job, you kind of distance yourself from them. I've always felt judged. There's definitely a divide at my workplace. We're very cordial and get along, however.
But tonight I stayed late just because I wanted to help put together the art decorations our director is forcing our teachers to put up. I actually find doing that stuff fun. And I felt like the teachers appreciated it, because I can crank out posters and decorations like no other.
And it felt good that they told me, "Don't leave Korea! We need you here!" Because at work, at least in hagwons, you never get told you're doing a good job. You just hear when you're screwing up.
I know I leave in 3 months but they've already asked me if I was staying. I declined. But it feels good that the teachers don't want me to go. At least by that I know I did a good job and am a likable person.
And even if we hadn't bonded tonight, I would've still gone by how my kids treat me. It's the cutest thing when a class of 4 year-olds tell you they love you (Or if it's science class they add in "Teacher, thin! Teacher beautiful!" just to butter me up. Haha!) The older boys I teach will tell me "Teacher is a frog!" or something but then they run up and whisper in my ear "I love you!" Oh boys and their show of being mean to the girls they have crushes on. It's sweet (and also annoying).
I'm kind of not ready to leave just yet. I'm feeling wistful.
...Where did most of the year go?!
Talking head describes cycling in various cities.
I mean, The Talking Head, David Byrne and a Boingboing description of his audio book, Bicycle Diaries. The audio book can be purchased or sampled here No Korean cities are mentioned but several cities with what I imagine seriously scary traffic are. This’d be a good Christmas present for me – should any readers care about that.
House and cars on a San Francisco street
The photographer angled his camera so the cars appear level. I have been working on a way to do this around the university – a way to show how steep and San Francisco-ish the neighborhood about the university is. Image from flickr where a variety of sizes can be found.
Here are my own, far-less-professional attempts to show the same thing at Dongseo University.
Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead
But when my wife came into our office and said "I need a picture of a chicken to hang upside down over the baby's bed", I was hardly even surprised even if I had no idea what the reasoning behind it was. Does there come a point where you've been in Korea so long that nothing surprises you any more?
In this case, it seems there an old belief which has its roots in the practices of Korean Shamanism, and the upshot of it is that if your baby is a bit of a handful, doesn't sleep at night - or at all - and generally cries a lot, you should hang a picture of a chicken (or technically I believe, a rooster), upside down over the baby's bed as this will - apparently - be a calming influence. The reasoning is that during pregnancy the baby generally sleeps during the day and is active at night, so the rooster picture is supposed to reverse the cycle, although it's important that the red part of the rooster's head (the 'comb' - really) is exaggerated, hence the reason why my wife extended it with a red colouring pencil.
Now, it occurs to me that several hundred years ago there wasn't an Internet to download chicken images from, and even having the kind of tools and paper around enabling a person to draw a fair representation of a chicken might have been rare, so I can't help wondering if this means that people back then used to hang real chickens - presumably dead ones - upside down over their babies beds. But I'm afraid to ask. When you can walk into your kitchen and find a pig's head staring at you unannounced from the kitchen table - and I have - anything is possible.
By the way, before you rush out to procure your own chicken, drawn or otherwise, I have to tell you that it doesn't work.
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Killing Time at Gimhae Airport
When I went to check in, I discovered my bags were 4 kilos overweight each. Considering my fairly new home scale weighed them in at precisely the limit (22 kilos) I was a bit annoyed. Especially considering that the fee for each bag was $50 USD. No matter, too late to change things so I smiled and joked with the clerk and went to the other counter to pay my fee. There I was informed by the kindly workers for Japan Airlines that I would most likely have to pay Again when I arrived in Tokyo because the fee only covered me from Busan to Tokyo, not to my final destination, New York. Now, this would not be surprising if I had purchased two separate tickets. However, I bought the ticket as a package and it was labeled "American Airlines Flight ---- operated by JAL EXPRESS." This is very common, when I flew to NY stopping in China on the way home last year my ticket had something like that on it too and I didn't have to pay overage fees twice. Trust me, when I get to Tokyo I will use all of my finagling to get out of paying $100 again. I'm an English teacher flying economy class. Ugh. I think I will weight them again using my mom's manual scale at home to see if their scales are set wrong. If so, they will definitely be receiving a letter of complaint.
On the bright side, security and immigrations were a breeze. I greeted each security officer with the most polite form of hello and chatted a little with them in Korean. After the scan a woman searched my purse and in my ziplock bag, pointed out that the toothpaste tube was too big for regulation. I pulled that sort of helpless, innocent smiley look and said in a pleading, light hearted voice (again in Korean) that it was 'just a little toothpaste left in the big tube'...and she smiled and put it back in my bag. Using my Korean skills to get my way always makes me happy.
Spaz update: I have a huge bruise on my hipbone from running into a desk yesterday which is inconsequential compared to the following bit of idiocy. A co-worker surprised me in class with a chocolate cake for the students and me. I ate a few bites of amazing chocolate cake because I didn't want her to lose face by realizing that I am allergic to milky cake in front of all of the students. I figured, I've been so good lately, I bet 3 bites won't bother me. Terrible idea. Was sick last night and this morning. I got medicine at the airport pharmacy though and am feeling better. Oh well. The students loved it and my co-teacher got to eat a huge portion since I didn't have much. My mom promised me a fabulous lactose free chocolate cake when I arrive in NY so long as I swore not to give her any. No problem, I have zero desire to share it with anyone except maybe my Dad. Chocolate binge, here I come!!!!!
Note: Gimhae Airport is full of free internet lounges sponsored by various banks. Major win.
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