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singing in the rain

Today I'm off to watch my kids graduate. I'm nervous/excited.

Anyway, to take my mind off of it I watched 'Singing in the Rain' last night. I'm sure everyone knows that song, but I've never seen the movie that it's in. Well, I really enjoyed it! I'm in love with Gene Kelly I've decided. Also, he's from Pittsburgh which I don't think I knew, but yet when I read it this morning I wasn't surprised. I can sort of recall seeing his name in signs in the Cultural District, but I never thought twice about it. So, even though that town bred a lot of losers, I'm going to get rid of that chip on my shoulder just because it gave us someone as awesome as Gene Kelly!

Another reason why this movie is awesome: They riff a terrible movie in it. And Debbie Reynolds is super cute! I want her hair in this movie, but then again it seems like too much commitment. We'll see.

영어 Hint of the Day #35: "Plan" vs. "Scheme" (미국영어 vs 영국영어)

The words “plan” and “scheme” are similar.  Kinda.
The word plan isn’t difficult to understand when it means to prepare or a preparation.  It can both be a noun or a verb, and translates most simply to 준비 in Korean.  In Korean also, 준비 is the root of either a noun or a verb.  In English and in Korean, the word is basic and simple.

“Scheme” Has A Slightly Different Meaning in British English
When someone has a specific plan to save money in a fund, or a bank, with a plan to withdraw that money at a later date, that is frequently called a scheme. A scheme would, in that case would be very similar to the word plan. The British would not consider it to be anything which may be illegal or one party taking advantage of another.

“Scheme” Has A Negative Implication in American English
To Americans, the word scheme has a slightly different implication. When a con man has a plan to take money from the unsuspecting victim, then the con man has a scheme, or is scheming something. While this is not always the case, the scheme is not frequently used in everyday language. The word plan, however, can be heard or read daily.

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The Crazy North Korean Space Vision Thing

This map shows the location of North Korea’s original launch site (Musudan) and its new site (Tonch’ang-dong), as well as South Korea’s Naro launch site.Despite what US Defense Secretary Robert Gates or other security experts think, and despite any such project seeming quite loony, David Wright, senior scientist and co-director of the Global Security Program at the Union of Concerned Scientists (UCS), thinks North Korea’s new launch facility at Tongchang-dong is for launching satellites, not ballistic missiles.

The bottom line is that while North Korea may use its new launch site to develop ballistic missiles, neither its location nor the size of its tower seems to indicate that it was optimized for that purpose. In fact, both are consistent with its use for space launches.

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Filed under: Academia, Korea, Military, Space Tagged: ballistic missiles, david wright, musudan, north korea, rockets, tongchang

Random pictures – part 41

These things don’t stop coming! As always, the Random Pictures series highlights pictures that didn’t make it into another post, but were too good to keep to myself.

It’s a little hard to see from this angle, but this vacuuming device is driven and controlled by the person inside. Seen near Suwon station. Bonus points: the name.

Well, this explains everything. (For my wonderful readers not in Korea, ‘Girls Generation’ is a popular K-pop girl band, while a business club caters to men while they talk ‘business’, usually with overpriced bottles of alcohol and barely-dressed women). Seen in the Gangnam area in Seoul.

The Lady in Red first spotted this tree and its roots. Seen in Jeonju.

Recycling takes on a whole new view in urban centers – I’m seeing about three former restaurants in this pile alone.

I’m not quite sure I want to know what’s supposed to come out of that pipe. Seen in the Chinatown area in Incheon.

I can’t wait til Halloween.

Donkey Kong as a DJ? Heck yeah. Seen across the street from Jeonju station.

OK, kids, here are your Korean vocab cards for the day! Seen outside a Korean pharmacy.

Oh, dear. First, try to imagine driving on Korean roads. Then, try to interpret this sign in a section of road that’s always moving. Then try to find your way down that fourth (or was it the fifth?) side street to park. Seen in Jeonju, not far from the Hanok Village.

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Oh, a Waitress.

Hey guys,



I'm coming at you from the teeny corner of office that I currently call 'my desk' while I'm filling in for a gal on maternity leave.



These past few weeks have been quite a whirlwind, mostly because I've been clocking 60-70 hours a week. No complaints from me, I don't mind working that much. Honestly though, I wish this 40 hour a week deal was as interesting as my after hours job as a waitress.

The Joys of Waitressing



Waitressing has been an eye opening experience. First of all, I'd never even thought of waitressing as job to be considered. In fact, I swore to my mom that I would never work in the food industry! Look at me now...eating my words. (haha! er...)



Not only do I enjoy how busy I am as a waitress, I enjoy the general atmosphere that the place I'm working provides. The people are great, the prices are moderate (but not too cheap, so even standard 15% tips aren't bad.)

Waitressing has offered me a new perspective, and I feel bad for all of those times that I only left 2$ on a table for a waiter or waitress, even when that was more than 15% of the tab.

I work at an establishment where I do that majority of the work for my tables. I take orders, run food, act as a cashier, and then take away dirty dishes and wipe the tables when the customers leave. Corporate restaurants have other hires to do this running and bussing. But, thinking about it... I prefer doing all of that work myself and getting to keep all of my tips than having to tip out other people.

At the moment I only have to give a certain amount of my tip money to the bar tender at the end of the night. I have NO problem with this because those bar tenders bust their rears on busy days, and are constantly busy with the waitresses orders AND orders directly from the customers. They deserve their due.

Anyway, the point is, I work hard to make sure you have a great experience at the restaurant. Even when you're rude to me because you've had a hard day, I put on a smile and do everything I can to make sure you get everything you're asking for. I deserve much much more than your spite, and so do most other waiters and waitresses no matter where you go.

Common misconception: They're waiters/waitresses because they can't do anything else with their lives. Thus they are beneath me, the customer. So, I can treat them like crap. If I give them a 2$ tip after I've enjoyed a 60$ meal, well they'll appreciate it. At least it's something.

Truth: Listen up, yo. I have a college degree and am already working a 40 hour a week job outside of this. I'm here serving you and your bad attitude because it puts extra money in my savings account for when I get ready to go BACK to school to further my education even beyond a BA degree... do you even have one of those?

Common Misconception: If my sandwich is 15 minutes behind my other food it's the waitresses fault and I should make them miserable.

Truth: We do not cook your food. Also, you are not the queen/king of anything and if you've noticed there are other customers in the restaurant besides you. If your food is late, we're sorry, we'll do what we can to fix it but it certainly isn't our fault, so stow it. Matey. (aarrrr).

Anyway... I had a run in with a woman that I actually KNEW (and can not bring myself to like. I know the feeling is mutual because she instigated it. Though I have no idea why. She just chose to dislike me from the moment we laid eyes on each other some years ago, and I can hardly do anything but return the favor). She sat at one of my tables. I was nice to them, very nice. I paid extra attention to them and made sure they were okay.

She and her husband had come in about 20 minutes after their friends. Their friend's food came first, of course. Unfortunately they got there right at a slam so the kitchen was busy. I took their order, turned it in, and my job with their food was done until it was ready to come out.

Some time later half of their food comes out and the other half doesn't. They ask about it, I go check. It's almost ready. No big deal. 5 minutes later they get their food and request a discount.

Seriously? Fine. Smile and a Discount. 1/2 price on the food.

When they get up and leave I notice the gal looking at me a bit shiftily. That's not a good sign. When I get to their table after they've exited I realize why she looked at me so funny. She left me 1$ tip after a 40$ tab and nearly two hours at my table on a busy weekend.

I just sighed to myself and hoped they wouldn't be coming back in anytime soon. What can you do?

Anyway, moral of the story? DON'T BE A JERK. If you've got a waitress or waiter that you don't have good feelings for, didn't get along with at one point, or whatever, I don't care what your story is, don't be so spiteful. That makes you look petty. Now you're colored an unappealing shade of immature.


Anyway, all of this might make it seem to you that I don't enjoy waitressing. Au contraire! I really like it! The majority of the time people are very kind and it gives me faith that the default setting for human interaction isn't "B*tch b*tch b*tch."

Not to mention I get a lot of exercise. I'm constantly moving, lifting, walking, bending, twisting, and practically doing acrobatics to get around people who like to stand in the middle of the walkways during our busy days.

It's exciting for me at the moment, it's different than any job I've had before. It requires high energy and the majority of your attention. That means I don't really have any time to sit down an think about how unstimulating the job is. I'm too busy!

I'm still new, I'm still learning. Yes, I make mistakes. At least I didn't spill that scalding coffee on you when you snarked at me for forgetting to bring you extra napkins. Messy person. ( I kid. I usually also need extra napkins.)

The Vagina Monologues Return

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Sorry for the slow posting folks, but I’m only just over a bad flu, and now I’m seriously behind on some other projects I’m working on. My punishment, I suppose, for confidently predicting I’d be posting more than ever this month!

I’ll be posting normally again just as soon as I can then, but in the meantime The Vagina Monologues will be returning to Busan this weekend, and if you’re in town then I heartily recommend going. I went last year and thoroughly enjoyed it, and please don’t be put off if you’re a guy: it wasn’t at all the man-hating fest I was worried that it might be (quite the opposite), and probably about a third or 4/10s of the audience were also men.

It’s playing at 6:30 p.m Sunday the 27th in Vinyl Underground in Kyungsung, and please make sure to go early. I was very very luck to get a seat last time(!), and I think some people even had to be turned away.

For further details, see Busan Haps.

p.s. A couple of months ago, I bookmarked some information about performance in Seoul and/or Jeonju(?), but those links have disappeared. If anyone knows more about performances outside of Busan (in English or Korean), please pass it on.

p.p.s. One of those projects of mine is a public lecture in Seoul on the evening of Tuesday March 8th. More details closer to the time, but for now, please keep it free!

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we live in an apartment!

A week of many changes is underway. First of all, the two other foreign teachers at our school left. We had a goodbye dinner for them at a delicious Italian restaurant called Bruschetta in Changwon Monday evening. There was much sadness as we all said goodbye to them. Also, two Korean teachers are leaving this week. There are many changes going on in the school. Next week starts the beginning of the new school year with new classes and new students. Tuesday was our first day teaching alone. There was a very strange feeling as we arrived at the school yesterday. The shoes of our fellow foreign teachers were not on the shoe shelves and their slippers were still there. The teacher break/prep room was quiet and empty. There was a strange void. A bouquet of flowers from winter festival lay on the table, slowly wilting. Despite the short time spent with these teachers, we had formed an attachment. Many meals, fun times, and conversations had taken place over the past month. Now, as Steve and I take over as the only foreigner teachers in our school and possibly the only foreigners in our city (we have only seen two other foreigners in Jinyeong : ) there are strange feelings of change. Change is good, but there are always some feelings of sadness or loss that go along with change, it seems.
Last night we moved into our apartment!! We were going to wait until Wednesday, but couldn't stand the thought of our empty apartment as we left work. So, wet blankets and sheets or not, we decided to move in. We had decided that we had been in the motel room long enough. On the way to the apartment, we stopped to buy some groceries. It was so exciting! We bought many fresh vegetables, bread, real butter, cheese, tofu, crab, curry, ramen, eggs, and a bottle of red wine. I could hardly wait to cook dinner! It had been over a month since I had cooked an actual meal. At the apartment, I wasted no time as I began chopping a beautiful assortment of mushrooms, onion, and zucchini. The smell of onion and butter wafting through the apartment was so good. I opened the kitchen window and looked out over the street and heard the loud noises of traffic below as I cooked. Dinner was served and it was amazingly delicious! I realize that spaghetti is probably not your idea of an amazing home cooked meal, but for us it was like a gourmet dinner at a five star restaurant after living in the motel. We devoured plates of spaghetti with vegetable sauce, salad with thousand island dressing, and some red wine. Afterward, we walked back to the motel (for the last time!) to pack and were picked up by our supervisor. At about 8:30 p.m. we were officially moved into our apartment and began to unpack our suitcases for the first time in over a month. It felt so freeing to hang things on hangers, put things in drawers, and hide our luggage behind our bed. Afterward, I had an interesting first shower in our teeny tiny bathroom. It felt so wrong to stand in this small room and completely soak everything in the room and create a puddle of water on the floor, but this is Korean style showering. Here are some photos of the apartment and some reflections on what I think about the first month.

bedroom

Dining room/entrance to the apartment

kitchen/laundry room

bedroom/closets/sweet wallpaper!


 bathroom/shower  (and yes this is how small it is, notice the floor drain : )


First dinner I cooked in the apartment: spaghetti with veggies and marinara, french red wine, salad

 It is hard to believe it has been only a month as I feel like I have seen more and experienced more in a month than in my whole life. I have learned that Korea is a very beautiful and scenic country with great hikes, beautiful beaches, and breathe taking sunsets. I have found that I really enjoy most Korean food and that I am more willing to try new foods than I have ever been before. I have been endeared by the generosity and kindness of so many people in Korea. I have found that I feel really safe here and that, at times, I feel much safer and more trusting of people than at home. I have learned a lot about myself and my relationships with others. I have, at times, really gone out of my comfort zone and it has been really good for me! Steve and I have successfully lived in a motel room for one month. We have washed our clothes in the bathtub, endured unpleasant shower temperatures, and have not had the luxury or ability to cook our own food. I have learned that you must always carry toilet paper or tissues with you as 99% of bathrooms do not have toilet paper : )
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South Korea gives priority to talented foreigners in awarding citizenship

In a follow-up to the original Yonhap story, the Korean Immigration Service has clarified its intentions in awarding citizenship to ‘talented foreigners’. “Nobel prize laureates as well as accomplished scholars, entertainers and entrepreneurs” will be given priority, as will world-class soccer players and intelligence collection experts.

Photo credit: Joongang Daily

The statement, released by Immigration, was only in Korean; this intrepid reporter translated the relevant parts into English:

  • “To be an entrepreneur, you must first have enough money to retire. That will allow you to get started in Korea’s business market, where paying bribes and buying expensive real estate is part of the business culture. Also, they’ll be required to throw a hoesik, or after-dinner alcohol party, at least once a week. Failure to do so would constitute an unfair business advantage, and may throw the entire economy of Korea into jeopardy.”
  • “To be an accomplished scholar, you first need to plagiarize your work from another language. If you’re unable to read or copy from other languages, you can always make up your research.”
  • “To be eligible for the ‘entertainer’ citizenship priority, you must be willing to sleep, drink, and dance with the executives of the entertainment company you’re hired by. This is considered your audition, as actual talent is not required.”
  • “To be eligible for the intelligence collection citizenship priority, you must be able to take candy from a baby. While some of our past operatives have tried spying on friendly countries looking to buy our technology, taking candy from babies is not yet part of their abilities.

While the honor of being a Nobel prize laureate speaks for itself, one Korean netizen was angry. “How dare my country bring in unqualified teachers!”, the anonymous blogger was quoted as saying.

This is satire, although every link reminds us that these stories happen from time to time.

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