Weekly Quote Collection 2: Questionable Advice
While teaching advice, we had a few gems.
Problem: I don't have any friends.
"You should make boyfriend!"
"Well, how can I meet him?"
Okay kids. I'll just hang around the PC bangs until I meet my Prince Charming.
Problem: I'm going to meet SHINee.
"You should bring your soul."
"You shouldn't say ugly. You should say handsome!"
These ones I actually quite liked. How could I not bring my soul if I were to meet SHINee?
The other thing I'm teaching this week is "which do you prefer" and after one day it's already been great.
"Which do you prefer, eating or sleeping?"
"I prefer eating, because my mouth wants."
Then I asked the same student again: "Which do you prefer, singing or dancing?"
"I prefer singing, because...my mouth wants."
I love it when they manage to make jokes.