Buying me a $3 Cass ―that I didn’t ask for― does not mean that I owe you ANYTHING.

Getting upset with me because you don’t get your way does not mean I’m going to backtrack so you can immediately get your way. Far from it.

Korean guy, calling me “fat and cute” is not a compliment.

Foreign guy, telling me that I’m thinner than the typical foreigner is not a compliment.

Everyone, if your first message to me is, “Want to have sex?,” “Do you have sex?,” or merely, “Sex?” ―you will receive no response. Absolutely no response.

Also, if you don’t ask me out on a proper date, I won’t know that you like me. If you want to make out in the dark, go bark up another tree, as this minx isn’t for you.