LOL Korea

You may get hurt from very dynamic adventure

Amusing sign before coaster ride at Lotte World theme park.

Half the signs in the park yell at me to stretch before rides… do people really cramp up?

How about you warn me to keep my arms and legs in the ride at all times instead? If they are all stretched and nimble it will not do me much good when one gets clopped off because I’m flailing around in the coaster. lol

Why does Lotte world have so much Konglish even though its a major theme-park in Seoul? Lol seriously… hire a teacher down the road to fix that.


English, You will make it do the things

 

“We all have our own ability. The difference is how we use it If it’s your limit, you can’t exceed it; If you exceed it, it’s not your limit”

This lovely WTF konglish comes from my friend Tara down in Changwon, its a snap-shot of a school notebook here lmao

the 0dd English + spacing mixed with the odd photos is perfect.  Actually, I see more funny konglish/engrish that come from weird spacing/line breaks of stuff on things like this VS just crazy English like the 1990′s here. Is that an improvement?


Drunken Baby – Korean online shop + LOL Korea Feature

What do you think of when you hear the words”Drunken Baby“? How about adult-style trendy fashion for toddlers?

YUP. I KNOW. I WAS TOTALLY THINKING THAT TOO.  Slow claps for Korea….

Behold~ The online shop Ddongke aka “Drunken Baby” as it proudly plasters the phrase in English on almost every image. 


You have died of dysentery

LOL WUT?


RUN AWAY

UM DUH.


hemorrhoid deerp face

Hemorrhoids? Constipation?

From now on don’t hold it in, come in for a consultation.

Basic translation of the GIANT SIGN they had posted in the metro the other day to promote a medical center in Seoul haha.

I just love the look on her face… its confused, upset, and intrigued at the same time. Just like we all are when we get hemorrhoids….YUP.


Batman’s #1 fan

While shopping for some vintage toys online I cam across this amusing Korean Batman puzzle for about 9,000won ($9)

Yes that is batman, maybe joker…not sure who the green guy is.  Wait a sec tho, who the heck is the anime girl in the front???

haha it looks like she is swooning over Batman and he is about to attack her face.

Best puzzle ever, thanks Korea.

In case you are wondering, it does say “Batman” in Korean.


Chicken Boo

Saw this large standing banner for a chicken place in Hongdae.

Immediately thought about Chicken Boo from Animaniacs.


Sexy Donald Duck

For only 5,000 Won you can have a sexy Donald Duck shirt~ Oh-lalala♥

Spotted in Gaangnam station


Food Fighter

Well now we know how Chun Li gets her legs so huge.  The interior art was not street fighter themed, but still very amusing! I kinda wanna go back and buy this book haha


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