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Wolverine Kebabs

Spotted this restaurant sign in Hongdae. haha I really want to go in sometime!


LOL Korea~ International Gigolo

At the mall with his girlfriend ^^;;; I wonder if he knows what it means…


LOL Korea ~ Cow Bike

I wonder if he bought the set, or stuck those cow spots on himself to make them match.


LOL Korea~ “Star Wars X” movie?

My TV had a bunch of pay channels including naughty ones.  While flipping the remote I saw this screen still for what appears to be a Korean Star Wars adult movie…. maybe?  Amusing either way.  Don’t ask me to order it though *_* No thanks lol


Cocks in Korea

Well that sounds DELIGHTFUL!

Yay cocks!


What happened last night…

Most bus stops around schools have paintings on the wall of kids playing or cute animals.  This one is around 신대방 station and had a bunch of boys playing old games like marbles and.. er…this just looks kinda wrong. Human Centipede?


Asuka-ish Bar Mural

Nipples AND camel toe in a single giant wall mural? Oh you spoil me Korea!

This is part of a weird mural in the hallway of a random bar building in Sillim.  Anyone that knows the Anime Neon Genesis Evangelion should get the same familiar feeling I did when I saw this.  I’m sure the pose is copied too, but the dress is totally Asuka’s famous yellow sun dress…. actually since the painting has a red jacket on it I wonder if the pose is copied from Misato with Ritsuko’s hair or something.  AH I AM A NERD.


Advanced Stand-Alone Space

Advanced Stand-Alone Space

Saw this poster for private party rooms.  These are common in many areas here in Korea, they are just little individual rooms for you and your friends or date to drink and mingle!  Some are host club situations with ladies waiting to join you (for a price), but some are not.  I don’t think this actually was a service girl host bar, but they sure made it sound like something sketchy with the Konglish.


The best CVS in the world

The best CVS in the world is a 7-11 you say?

Maybe just the best in Korea.

(From my friend Tara in Changwon ♥)


How to live WHITE

How? I dunno… I hear you need something like a 401K, Mini van, and terrible dancing skills. Right?

This is apparently a slogan to promote the new white version of this phone. OKAAAAAY~


You may get hurt from very dynamic adventure

Amusing sign before coaster ride at Lotte World theme park.

Half the signs in the park yell at me to stretch before rides… do people really cramp up?

How about you warn me to keep my arms and legs in the ride at all times instead? If they are all stretched and nimble it will not do me much good when one gets clopped off because I’m flailing around in the coaster. lol

Why does Lotte world have so much Konglish even though its a major theme-park in Seoul? Lol seriously… hire a teacher down the road to fix that.


English, You will make it do the things

 

“We all have our own ability. The difference is how we use it If it’s your limit, you can’t exceed it; If you exceed it, it’s not your limit”

This lovely WTF konglish comes from my friend Tara down in Changwon, its a snap-shot of a school notebook here lmao

the 0dd English + spacing mixed with the odd photos is perfect.  Actually, I see more funny konglish/engrish that come from weird spacing/line breaks of stuff on things like this VS just crazy English like the 1990′s here. Is that an improvement?


Drunken Baby – Korean online shop + LOL Korea Feature

What do you think of when you hear the words”Drunken Baby“? How about adult-style trendy fashion for toddlers?

YUP. I KNOW. I WAS TOTALLY THINKING THAT TOO.  Slow claps for Korea….

Behold~ The online shop Ddongke aka “Drunken Baby” as it proudly plasters the phrase in English on almost every image. 


You have died of dysentery

LOL WUT?


RUN AWAY

UM DUH.


hemorrhoid deerp face

Hemorrhoids? Constipation?

From now on don’t hold it in, come in for a consultation.

Basic translation of the GIANT SIGN they had posted in the metro the other day to promote a medical center in Seoul haha.

I just love the look on her face… its confused, upset, and intrigued at the same time. Just like we all are when we get hemorrhoids….YUP.


Batman’s #1 fan

While shopping for some vintage toys online I cam across this amusing Korean Batman puzzle for about 9,000won ($9)

Yes that is batman, maybe joker…not sure who the green guy is.  Wait a sec tho, who the heck is the anime girl in the front???

haha it looks like she is swooning over Batman and he is about to attack her face.

Best puzzle ever, thanks Korea.

In case you are wondering, it does say “Batman” in Korean.


Chicken Boo

Saw this large standing banner for a chicken place in Hongdae.

Immediately thought about Chicken Boo from Animaniacs.


Sexy Donald Duck

For only 5,000 Won you can have a sexy Donald Duck shirt~ Oh-lalala♥

Spotted in Gaangnam station


Food Fighter

Well now we know how Chun Li gets her legs so huge.  The interior art was not street fighter themed, but still very amusing! I kinda wanna go back and buy this book haha


Strive for your fresh

Came upon this amusing banner for a gym the other day. Konglish in action.. the kind that makes you just go “whaaa?”

Sounds like a mint gum slogan… not someplace you are going to get all sweaty (-_-;)


Potty Time

Well hello random strange Noraebang 노래방 potty.

and here is another one at a cafe in Hongdae!


Double D cup in Seoul

Oh Dunkin Doughnuts, I SEE WHAT YOU DID THAR.


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