1. Write about yourself.
2. Don’t write about yourself.
3. Cook dinner.
4. Don’t describe anything.
5. Remember stuff you can’t recall.
6. Don’t write about stuff you don’t care about.
7. Don’t write about stuff nobody cares about.
8. Everyone cares about something. Write about it.
9. Check your spellings.
10. Don’t use fucking metaphors.
11. Be bizarre.
12. Be straight.
13. Write drunk.
14. Be addicted to something.
15. Sign up for facebook/twitter/tumblr/pinterest/linkedin/wattpad etc.
16. Delete your facebook/twitter/tumblr/pinterest/linkedin/wattpad etc. account.
17. Have sex with someone you shouldn’t.
18. Go without sex for years.
19. Break your heart.
20. Hate everything.
21. Travel.
22. Look at stuff.
23. Walk.
24. Read stuff that annoys you.